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00:22:10
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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Your tugboat's going to be okay.
- Shelly, we're watching that! Go back! - Shut up, turd. I'm watching Buffy.
Think you can take me, you little bugger?
Everyone! On the count of three, release your bowels!
Hey, fella, I got the tampons. I didn't miss it, did I?
Why don't you choke on some pig vomit, you stupid sods?
Why don't you choke on some pig vomit, you stupid sod?
Human eradication mode, active.
Why can't this guy control his temper?
♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbour" ♪
Notice the colourful rag on their heads, meaning they could be part of a gang
♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
Tugger's whistle. You know what that means!
Look! Crack addict with a television!
- every night at 10:00. - It has a bunny rabbit on the night.
Don't you interrupt me, you vagina!
- That's disgusting, dude! - God, I hate old people.
Well, that guy is just plain nut.
- It's being fumigate. - Wait!
What's wrong with the colours on your TV, Stan? They're all saturate.
Why don't you mind your own business, you scrotum!
You don't edit Russell Crowe's poetry, you testicle!
It sprout laser guns and started walking around shooting people.
♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ ♪ People spout, "Howdy, neighbour" ♪
Butters, you asshole!
How dare you assume that all midgets are children!
with mess-up colours? I don't.
that's suppose to play during the commercials.
Tugger shot himself!
Kyle, Ike says you kick him off the TV.
They have to show it. They promise they would.
How dare you assume that all midgets are children!
I lose, huh?
Wait a minute, I forgot there's a black-and-white television
But, you know, Tugger's attempt suicide
What happen with that?
- we have nowhere else to go! - I told you, we can't go to my house.
But I gotta get there somehow Yeah, gotta get there somehow
Come on, we gotta go somewhere else.
Butters, are you absolutely sure we can't go to your house?
- No, no, the cable wire must be loose. - Just leave it alone.
Oh, God! Leave no doughnut behind!
and therefore real used to fighting.
- All right! - Look, it's almost time!
of these regions can actually come about some...
Dude, put it back, Chef. More commercials might come on soon.
I've gotten close enough now that they're starting to get real frightened.
Come on, let's just go! We'll kill Butters later.
Great idea! Tugger thinks we should go to the far away country of China.
Seems like no one else here wants to fight.
Shelly, did I ever tell you how hot I think you are?
- Yeah, sure does! - I wonder if it's all a western.
Check this out. You can watch three channels all at once.
You always said there's nothing you love more than Russell Crowe!
Goddamned smart ass! You think you can...
- That's disgusting, dude! - God, I hate old people.
and watch more of this retarded show.
I've gotten close enough now that they're starting to get real frightened.
And you can stay awake tonight but I'm gonna sleep in these fluffy clouds
But the Palestinian governmental is not going to see any for future Palestine...
I'm going to spend all my spare time fighting cancer.
But the Palestinian governmental is not going to see any for future Palestine...
This show is too violent. Put the puppies back on.
- No, no, the cable wire must be loose. - Just leave it alone.
Tugger's in a bit of a sad state.
Yeah, Butters, you lose. Sorry, tough break.
That's stupid. See your turdy trailer some other time.
These Chinamen can grow to over five feet tall,
Your tugboat's going to be okay.
Okay, old people need to be quiet right now.
including a fantastic massacre that took place back in '93.
Tugger, the world wouldn't be as bright without you, mate!