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00:22:11
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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Because I'm the official spokesman! I got dib on it.
- I'm not a Jew! - You little brat! I mean...
The one with the cocaine problem escaped, mein director!
the convicted, confessed serial murderer of 23 babies?
The flying saucer? No longer cheap construction paper
Sorry, sucker!
Or is it freshen his hot temper with a cool island song?
♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbour" ♪
we always meant to have imperial walkers and giant dewback lizard
♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
Your persistence surprises even me.
- I'm not a Jew! - You little brats! I mean...
You haven't let these doe-eyed children affect your judgement,
- to see such enthusiasm for our cause. - Yeah!
Now, take the children prisoner!
Because I'm the official spokesman! I got dibs on it.
All your life has been the pursuit of seeing a great film.
What do you see as positive about toddler murder?
all the updated effects and modernise technology!
Or is it freshen his hot temper with a cool island song?
E. T: The Extra-Terrestrial! The new, redo version for 2002!
♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ ♪ People spout, "Howdy, neighbour" ♪
Yeah, these guys are only motivate by money, Ted.
You asshole!
Today is a day of celebration! And we owe it all
now intend to update and change Raiders of the Lost Ark.
from their directors, so they can't be mess with.
before I grab your nutsack and twist it!
And if we refuse?
Well? Hat McCullogh admit he killed those toddlers.
We believe that films are pieces of art that must be preserve
When an artist creates, whatever they create belong to society.
from being harm. Mr. Secretary?
That's too much pressure! Look, I'm suppose to take it easy.
Your persistence surprise even me.
The one with the cocaine problem escape, mein director!
All the E.T. effects have been digitally upgraded, all the guns
to Raiders of The Lost Ark is currently somewhere in George Lucas' house.
Okay, apparently, there's been a bit of a misunderstanding.
- He's definitely lost it. - Yup.
Unfortunately, we don't have enough of the free hats for everyone.
- But you better not screw it up! - What could possibly go wrong?
A thousand? Oh, Jesus, man! I don't have nearly a thousand hats!
Why don't they leave those movies alone?
Perhaps you are right.
Yeah, well, sometimes the things we do don't matter right now.
And now with new technology we can finally
Especially given your pro-toddler murder status?
The simple, funny aliens are now super bad-ass and cool!
People aren't that into you, Tweek. They find you kind of annoying.
as soon as we get Hat free!
Sometimes they matter later.
Get this special enhanced version quick because another enhanced version
to Raiders of The Lost Ark is currently somewhere in George Lucas' house.
Hat was attacked maliciously and unprovoked by a gang of babies
Then we're gonna end up freezing his hellish heart with a cool island song.
from the perverse hands of their ageing filmmakers.
as it is replaced by newer and more standardised animation!
What's stressful about that?
I'm so thankful for all your support... Rape the virgin!
from the perverse hands of their ageing filmmakers.
It isn't fair for those asshole directors to keep changing
- because they're insane. - Well, I'm glad you said that, boys,
- This version is awful! - Yeah! They ruined it!
to these four brave young boys.
You're not offering any fabulous prizes! You have to offer fabulous prizes
Thank you, everyone. Kill! Kill the innocent.
- Wait a minute, what did you say? - That's brilliant!
Yes, the classic, rough, hand-made first episode is getting a makeover for 2002!
if you want people to show up for your stupid crap. Here.
- They're gonna kick your ass, Tweek! - Tweek, it's okay!
- sharp, clean and focused. - And expensive.