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South Park » Season 7 » Cancelled

00:22:09

Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes

111

Words to remember

Nouns

1) derp

Ur derp!
2) hemorrhoid

Perhaps he just needs some hemorrhoid cream.
3) ragtime

♪ Hello, my ragtime gal ♪
4) molasses

And it's pretty thick molasses, too.
5) brawl

And Americans and Iraqis have an all-out brawl!
6) uplink

We just needed to get to the malfunctioning uplink relay.
7) fart

Okay, go ahead. I'm all out of fart now.
8) asteroid

and put them on an asteroid
9) lubrication

Butt sex requires a lot of lubrication, right?
10) polarity

I can switch the polarity to see what transmissions
11) semen

All right, go home, you little semen-puking, asshole dickhead.
12) hallway

I was being drug through a hallway.
13) taco

How about a taco that craps ice cream?
14) temptation

♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
15) riot

It's a riot!
16) demolition

Let's call in the demolition crew
17) asshole

He's a doctor that specializes in your asshole, children.
18) zebra

The zebra try to get along with the buffalo.

Verbs

1) starve

Ooh, I'm starving. You Earthlings have haglar yet?
2) spout

♪ People spout, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
3) decode

When decode, it looks like this.
4) stew

The Asians are really stew at the Russians.
5) ditch

I think we ditch 'em.
6) swear

Kyle, I swear, if I didn't have a guy's hand up my ass right now,
7) erase

No, because the aliens erase my memory!
8) specialize

He's a doctor that specialize in your asshole, children.
9) warn

But I warn you... Nobody has ever gotten the executives
10) mess

Dude, that's mess up.
11) crap

How about a taco that crap ice cream?
12) trap

I'm trap inside Helen Hunt's ass!
13) translate

Translated into our language, it looks like this.
14) chase

The aliens are chasing us!
15) beam

that is being beam throughout the entire universe.
16) shoot

shoot back up inside your ass?
17) kick

Ike tried to follow you to school, you kick him,
18) lie

Well, I dreamt that I was lying in my bed, in the dark,

Adverbs

1) ridiculously

with ridiculously stupid plotlines and settings.
2) afterwards

Afterwards, he'll probably have to burn his hand and bury it.
3) perhaps

Perhaps he just needs some hemorrhoid cream.
4) forward

There's even World War III to look forward to.
5) quite

I've never quite seen this before.
6) recently

we have recently come across an alien transmission
7) actually

You mean you aliens actually enjoy sitting around
8) often

that are often fictionalized... Fictionalized to heighten drama.
9) together

and put them together on the same planet?
10) usually

They usually come in a wrapper,
11) else

Okay, okay! Take the form of something else!
12) ago

It stopped being funny 40 seconds ago, boys.
13) ever

But it was one of the best times I've ever had.
14) never

I've never quite seen this before.
15) again

My Goddamn brother is trying to follow me to school again!
16) too

they might be sending them, too.
17) around

You mean you aliens actually enjoy sitting around
18) down

♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪

Adjectives

1) intergalactic

We make intergalactic television programs
2) buttered

Well, today it's Salisbury steak with hot buttered noodles...
3) sentient

with sentient beings from the Horsehead Nebula.
4) monstrous

Other than its monstrous size.
5) stale

or else it starts to get stale
6) bogus

That's because I was having these bogus nightmares
7) outrageous

it will become even more outrageous and violent.
8) pleasing

and thought this form might be more pleasing to you.
9) crowded

Not on a Flakmar. Too crowded.
10) skinny

and beat your white, skinny alien asses anyway!
11) wasted

Oh, man, I am so wasted.
12) abnormal

and tell us if you see anything abnormal.
13) sudden

when all of a sudden,
14) polar

Cold, as in Alaska. That's where the polar bears...
15) violent

it will become even more outrageous and violent.
16) outer

This is only the second time we've ever been in outer space.
17) weak

Weak!
18) thick

And it's pretty thick molasses, too.

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