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00:22:06
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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♪ Three tacos, two tostada, and a soda pop ♪
♪ Yeah, and don't forget the hot sauce, cholo ♪
and maybe he'll get the bigwig to see it.
You little snot nose!
♪ Burrito, taco, taco ♪
When you eat a taco, it comes out your backside, too, cholo.
You try being in an oven mitt for two hours!
You can suck my culo, chica!
What's the matter, sweetie?
♪ Ooh, tacos, so good in my tummy ♪
♪ Ooh, tacos, so good in my tummy ♪
This is where all your cheeses and lettuce will go on.
This is bullshit!
I eat taco y burritos.
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
Your son's hand has a hairline fracture
No, you didn't, asshole!
The only mistake was when this ghetto trash
♪ People spout, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
who spit on people who aren't rich and famous.
Yes. Well, Ms. Lopez, we regret to inform you that, uh,
Well, that makes sense. She remind me of J-Lo.
I deserve better than this! I am Hennifer Hlopez!
Will you kids shut up?
I don't care. I'm suppose to sit here and do my homework.
Cultural Diversity Day kick ass!
My kisses taste like tacos.
Hey! A big limousine just pull up in front of the school!
Cartman, we've decide that if you can be mature
That?! That's what replace me?!
with innovations that we would be lost without.
I spent weeks preparing my speech on Latino culture.
her name happen to be Jennifer Lopez as well.
All right. All right. I guess it's possible.
I eat tacos y burritos.
we're drop you from the label.
has provided America and indeed the entire world
♪ I know exactly what I'll order ♪
You fucking smart-ass! Who do you think you are?
Ooh, looks like the tooth fairy was extra happy with you!
♪ You almost make me forget all about tacos ♪
♪ So crispy on the outside, so super good and yummy ♪
Well, what are we waiting for?! Let's get outside!
You're not actually buying this crap, are you?
The cyanide pill I took should be taking effect very soon.
and I'll check on you a little later?
and that was by far the best!
Let's spend the whole day together!
Ms. Lopez, you were due in the studio two hours ago.
if you ever say anything again.
Yeah, I sure did.
I still care for her. Maybe I always will.
if you ever say anything again.
Hey, I spent weeks preparing, too, Kyle.
What you did was totally stupid and racist,
The Latino culture has been very influential
Your son appears to be completely insane.
just to make us look dumb?
And in conclusion, the Latino community
and cost this little boy his precious time.
♪ So spectacular-r-r in every way ♪
What you did was totally stupid and racist,
I know, my darling. That's okay.
Quiet, Ms. Lopez!
She's fantastic! Who is she?
Oh, dear!
We're gonna be famous!
What smart-mouth little punk-ass bitch
We're gonna be rich!
Well, there you go, fat ass. I hope you learned your lesson.
It isn't fair.
♪ Oh, Ben, you are so perfect ♪