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00:11:05
Tom Kenny, Rodger Bumpass, Bill Fagerbakke
972
with the use of prestidigitation,
Our next act is living proof that nepotism is alive and well.
I'll be needing another wheelbarrow
Everyone who shows up with a mouthful of clams
I, the amazing Plankton,
SpongeBob, cater to his every whim,
into this cultural wasteland
With this mop, I shape my destiny!
Gather around, everyone. Chop chop.
You bottom feeder!
l've got one... a free pair of sock with every purchase.
SQUIDWARD: And now, ladies and gentlemen,
Put your fin together for...
For your sake, I hope you're right.
and I am your cabin boy.
If a free salad bar doesn't bring in customers,
I'd better call the folks.
( clears throat, microphone feedback whining )
When I mop,
will make a Krabby Patty disappear before your very eyes.
I crack myself up.
I'm losing money on this deal.
With this mop, I shape my destiny!
Thank you!
I mean, we've been dreaming of.
So, this is what it feel like... the big time.
As you may have notice, profits are way down this month.
l've save the best for last... you'll see.
Everyone who show up with a mouthful of clams
All I want was change for the pay phone.
I know! I know! I know!
We need a gimmick to bring in customers.
l've got one... a free pair of socks with every purchase.
Do you lubbers have any ideas?
Welcome aboard, sir.
Okay, you get to mop up afterwards.
Stand aside, SpongeBob.
What talent could you possibly possess?
My little girl is finally a star!
should I go forward and back?
Put your fins together for...
because no one else would give it a home.
l'm going to come up with the most cultured act ever!
( hard-driving synthesized music playing )
We are live at the Krusty Krab talent show
That's really not too bad.
There's going to be some changes around here.
As you may have noticed, profits are way down this month.
No one, not even your parents, would want to see that.
All right, listen up, people, listen up.
l'm going to come up with the most cultured act ever!
Your act's over, bub.
Put your hands together for the incomparable Squidward!
( light orchestral melody playing )
l'm going to come up with the most cultured act ever!
( applause, horns playing dramatic fanfare )
Our next act is living proof that nepotism is alive and well.
They are going to be so proud!
The amazing Mr. Absorbency!
into this cultural wasteland
You bottom feeders!
you will be responsible for bringing culture
Nice try.
featuring the fine talent...
we're not going to have enough time for the best act... me!
to the first annual Squidward Tentacles talent show,
That's really not too bad.
( light orchestral melody playing )
more along the lines of live entertainment.
Make my little girl a star.