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00:10:54
Tom Kenny, Rodger Bumpass, Bill Fagerbakke
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Lifeguard, how's the tubage?
PATRICK: Help, I'm drowning, I've got butt cramp!
Oh, what do you want to be a lifeguard for?
You know, we sea monsters have made great stride
All they do is blow, blow, blow on their stupid whistle,
It's a big lagoon, dude.
rub, rub, rub that white stuff on their noses
Lifeguard, can you point out the snack bar?
Ladies and gentlemen,
Uh... there are shark in there!
It's a big lagoon, dude.
...and a watery grave.
'cause I got a date with a tanning booth.
But just so you're not tempt.
PATRICK: Help, I'm drown, I've got butt cramps!
l could have sworn I was laying on my back.
Somebody would be scream that they're drowning...
You bet, I do.
And if I'm not, let me be struck by...
Well, I guess I'll just...
that stand between these good people...
They would have to have cross the line.
Oh, if I'd known being a lifeguard mean
Dude, put that thing away.
You save my life.
Oh, what do you want to be a lifeguard for?
Besides, what's the worst that could happen?
You fellows are learning fast.
Does Larry ever give you free ice cream?
guarding their lives, I would never have said yes.
But you guys are way too old
Say, we're a little shorthanded around here.
right about now down at the beach.
All right, yeah! Whoo-hoo!
where the sun is hot and the sunbathers
Right over there.
Just a minute.
Maybe nothing will go wrong. Then when Larry comes back,
Their lives are in your hands now,
Being a lifeguard is so dumb.
All they do is blow, blow, blow on their stupid whistles,
SpongeBob, you okay?
and show off their gross, misshapen bodies!
l want ice cream and now it's dark!
l'll tell him I'm not interested.
( gurgling ): Well, you're safe now, Patrick.
Besides, what's the worst that could happen?
Is it any wonder he's so popular?
Oh, no, that's not possible.
Say, how'd you like to take the second shift?
Say, we're a little shorthanded around here.
But you guys are way too old