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00:21:37
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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I wanna show you a freckle on my sack that I'm concerned about.
Hey, you want a pretzel?
it's something you jam in your urethra to make you last longer.
Turns out my name is Glenn Quagmire,
Man, I wonder if I'm one of those secret assassin
Besides, you look like you got a clean bum.
so maybe there was some kind of catastrophe
Look at this indent on the steering wheel.
I poop a lot on this lawn.
I'm a stripper!
Other paw!
that your friendship was purely a result of circumstance.
And I propose we call ourselves Robes of Teal.
No! You bastard!
I wanna show you a freckle on my sack that I'm concerned about.
I thought it was a dog whistle, but now I'm thinking
(sighs) I guess you're rig.
How'd you ln to do tha?
If you repel my attack,
but you were smoking marijuana and he drown!
He's supposed to be luring Peter out here.
Like those girls who insist
Guys, he didn't do it, I swear.
So I created a scenario in which everyone's memories were erase,
♪ He's Shirt Pants, Shirt Pants ♪
It's how I forgive myself for what I've done.
Yeah, I got hit so hard, it knock my pee into a bag.
You know, this actually remind me
I propose we start a band.
There's a bedroom upstairs that belong to some girl,
that we were all spare.
Last time they hung out without me was a disaster.
since the moment I arrive.
Because you were suppose to be watching him,
Everybody who made these cookies has shot themselves.
I... I don't know. I-I just woke up here.
Guys! Guys! It goes someplace!
He's oddly competitive at this stuff.
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
that your friendship was purely a result of circumstance.
wiped out somehow.
We seem perfectly coherent,
Besides, you look like you got a clean bum.
Apparently, I made some sort of reference.
Yep, I knew eventually she'd stop tearin' 'em in half.
All I know is, I'm extremely important
Yeah, I can't leae those guys alone.
Finally, a real clue. Let's go!
spend more time celebrating our similarities instead of just
Yeah, it's almost like he has
Huh, this actually fits pretty well.
But enough about numbers. You go.
All right, see you guys later.
We agreed that every Sunday, we'd do something together.
We waited fou for fou ho!
He's some kind of omnipotent alien,
unrealistic abilities when we play laser tag.
He seems harmless and actually kinda nice.
It has irregular edges.
Are you insane?! We'll kill ourselves!
I mean, I do have all these profound ideas and thoughts.
your picture in a fake newspaper with a humorous headline.
This is really weird.
their best friends are attractive.
Yea, and I bet you I was the voice of an animated bird.
It appears you two have a genuine bond after all.
I'm okay.
Well, it seems obvious.
you've got to believe me, he's not capable of hurting anyone.
Look, Lois, I know you're mad,
Well, I bet I did something really important and exciting.
with his superior alien brain.