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00:21:40
Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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All it did was put me in a coma and kill one of my bunkmate
there in the foxhole with you.
NEWSCASTER: And we're back with our coverage
Let's put these bozo in a hurt locker.
Mysterious awning shortage ravages the Northeast,
the kid's dad's, like, coworker's neighbor.
Geez. Quagmire, help me out with this.
That particular strain of douche bag
TIN MAN and SCARECROW: No, no, no, no, no, no.
BARITONE: ♪ Let me stress that it's not. ♪
Uh, he's always grabbing his crotch
'Cause his bum doesn't open up to poo anymore,
I can't wait to poop this out.
Man, I sure miss my sweetheart back home.
But I walked away from an illegal war of aggression
I'll be the man of the shack while you're gone.
All rig. I pick .
I call the cell phone duct-taped to the side!
I'd befriend him a few months earlier.
You weren't really injure in Iraq?
♪ And plow 'em a lot ♪
She's seen innocent people butcher by war machines.
N-N-N-No, I-I-I told you, I flew to D.C., ditch the medals,
I abandon my platoon.
Everybody pretend this didn't happen.
when I scream and have night terrors.
Uh, he's always grab his crotch
Somehow, I'd been spare that Thanksgiving.
I fake my death and went AWOL.
Am-Am I, am I suppose to say something?
when they got shot, did they even know?
So you were lying to us this whole time?
Is it something like, "Ice burn as hot as fire"?
I woke up from the coma last week,
He threw up when he found out you were a monster.
♪ We drilled 'em and bang 'em ♪ (snaps twice)
I can't get a (bleep) word in edgewise around here.
awkwardly avoiding the use of pronouns.
for when you're all inevitably dead,
while you were supposedly in your coma.
♪ Lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
Hey, when you get sexually abused while you're in a coma,
I barely even stared at that penis for an hour.
Somehow, I'd been spared that Thanksgiving.
and somewhere in between, there's life.
because, apparently, there are no awnings that exist anywhere.
could possibly come close to understanding: Ida.
Uh, he's extremely cut for a guy who never works out.
Now, I thought earlier you said
and I'm left alone.
No, he's right. I mean, sometimes
but instead, you did what you thought was right.
SUSIE: (ŕ la Patrick Stewart): It's quite all right.
I tell you, that kid was strong-headed for his age.
♪ And though that sounds suggestive ♪
the constant sense of impending danger,
Now remember everyone, let's be cheerful,
and he still looks uncomfortable around his dad.
Lois, this pumpkin pie looks delightful.
Well, that's what the Nazi soldiers did, isn't it?
Okay, well, that's just some dumb drag queen.
Lois, those sweet potatoes look delicious.
Kevin, why would you want to get rid of
Innocent people.
They're pretty intense.
He's in a coma, but he's unlikely to recover.
I also am curious about that.
about how fake that movie is.
I'm... I'm drunk,
Pfft. I didn't want that stupid medal.
It's okay, Daddy.
One-one time this homeless guy showed me his purple head,