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00:23:41
Christopher McCulloch, James Urbaniak, Doc Hammer
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My Murderous Moppets were kind of hard to handle.
Meet pin-up murderess Betty Rage.
"the exoskeleton of the Mighty Monarch!"
They have been skinned, pureed, and belted with gamma rays.
We'll let him bite you, and bang-- ocelot powers.
HENCHMAN 24: Well, they're gone.
Pardon our insolence, Phantom Limb.
Well, duh! I hadn't even heard of you schmuck yet.
In accordance with the Guild's Edict of Usurpation...
Oh! My Stanza!
Are you a Vendetta Candidate?
In retrospect, I was still undergoing...
The hot new villain that's arching Dr. Venture?
it seems that he created this persona for one reason.
To menace Dr. Thaddeus Venture.
I should've just gone with my instinct and said it when I felt it.
Oh, boy, it's lava this week.
MONARCH: Oh, man.
Not just the traitor Phantom Limb but everyone he ever hench for.
What is your name, you insolent little nobody?
You simply mutate into ocelot.
PHANTOM LIMB: Evil is misunderstood.
Now you have seen how easily the Doctor was seduce by evil.
Society slap our wrists and tells us to simmer down...
So he was moonlight as a Monarch when he was working under Limb?
The Council has assemble this Tribunal...
Ah, dude, the place is gonna be crawl with Guild guys.
I retire from all that villainy crap.
No. I'm enroll in the general studies program.
HENCHMAN 21 : We forge our own destiny.
Dude, they tore through everyone we know like a bag of Lays.
uh, grab things.
is in violation of the Guild's primary law of organize villainy...
and pray to the mighty dollar.
Hasn't the Monarch suffer enough?
the first time he tap his future wife.
my first attempt to destroy Venture was admittedly a failure.
and thrice as deadly.
repeatedly consummating my marriage...
and is hereby sentenced to a painful execution.
You know damn well that Phantom Limb ruined my life.
Unfortunately, we have no visual records of your time in college.
Something twice as beautiful...
Why, exactly?
and immediately go after Dr. Venture.
for the last year instead of my crappy Stanza.
OK, Henchman 3, step forward.
Your trial is thus concluded.
That last one almost took my head off!
They are fierce and super territorial.
Uh, what say we, uh, step outside, huh?
Would they actually work?
My Murderous Moppets were kind of hard to handle.
MAN: You will see him soon enough.
what we in the butterfly biz call the "pupal stage."
You're inept, undisciplined, lazy-- shall I go on?
Oh, yeah. So we can try out the more acrobatic positions.
You're inept, undisciplined, lazy-- shall I go on?
while she wages her murderous wars, destroys our planet...
They have been skinned, pureed, and belted with gamma rays.
I'm not retarded.
of every embarrassing thing I've ever done?
He's the one who hid the Monarch's illicit activity from the Guild.
still moist from doing it...
than just the proof of my unbelievable sexual prowess.
They are fierce and super territorial.
I-I thought your mask was an aesthetic choice...
The feminist-type. Done.
This is nonsense.
I know he wears an awful lot of purple for a white guy.
...and how you turned to me and softly made your brave confession.
There's no reason to get defensive.