Name: The Buddy System
Released: 2019-05-07
Cast: Christopher McCulloch, James Urbaniak, Doc Hammer

1) cruller

We wouldn't stopped for a cruller if we knew you were gonna starve us.
2) moppet

Your Murderous Moppets?
3) denizen

Because smoking is more evil than the hoary Denizens of the underworld.
4) loafer

Thanks, Brock. These loafer have leather soles.
5) bruise

Just like a bruise or two as a little reminder.
6) blunder

The fool! He made his last blunder!
7) seatbelt

Keep your seatbelt on at all times.
8) douche

Pellet, douche! Spring firing!
9) dork

Dude, do you have any idea what a dork you are?
10) adventurer

At Rusty's Day Camp For Boy Adventurers!
11) pellet

Pellet, douche! Spring firing!
12) cheetah

A-a-a damn cheetah or something.
13) judo

Hey Hank, I could sure use your help with my judo class.
14) radon

I really hit them with that Radon part.
15) hamper

This place smells like a hamper in a hippie's commune.
16) sweetie

Sweetie, calm down. Honestly.
17) embarrassment

But it was just double the embarrassment.
18) villain

You mean, become a super villain?

1) jettison

I jettison the hand. Got away.
2) lather

You lather that up, and it's goodbye to, like, most of your face.
3) seize

I'm seizing an opportunity.
4) shave

We shave his head for the sack race.
5) abandon

The project was abandon 40 years ago.
6) melt

If you touch something that melt your fingers off tell your buddy.
7) rust

It's rust shut.
8) steal

Maybe I was the lizard man that stole your precious serum.
9) deserve

and they deserve this camp as much as any other kid here.
10) smell

This place smell like a hamper in a hippie's commune.
11) drag

it's your buddy that drag you to one of the many eyewash stations.
12) attach

Wired like a time bomb attach to a killer whale!
13) kick

OK, why don't you wait for me naked while I kick your boyfriend's--
14) solve

You. You solve the case of "Let's hurt the unpaid volunteer's feelings."
15) pour

Then, in Boy Adventurer tradition we pour victory plasma over him.
16) murder

So anybody that doesn't immediately give you respect, you murder?
17) throw

before I throw them there?
18) bet

You bet you do!

1) alright

Alright junior Adventurers!
2) altogether

That doesn't mean you have to be out of the adventure game altogether.
3) aboard

All aboard for fun!
4) privately

The largest privately run day camp...
5) doubt

No doubt a recruitment facility cleverly disguised...
6) absolutely

I guess you could say I was absolutely menacing and--
7) immediately

So anybody that doesn't immediately give you respect, you murder?
8) alone

What are you doing, Jon? Leave the kid alone.
9) sometimes

Sometimes you get to hang out with people who were famous once, like Cher...
10) finally

So Hank's finally out?
11) almost

And they're almost as good as you or I...
12) else

Yes, the kid that's bigger than everyone else.
13) ago

The project was abandoned 40 years ago.
14) ever

You ever see Christina Ricci in real life?
15) sure

Hey Hank, I could sure use your help with my judo class.
16) least

Come on, Dean, at least keep your wrist straight.
17) once

Sometimes you get to hang out with people who were famous once, like Cher...
18) always

I mean, I don't always kill them or anything.

1) achondroplastic

They're achondroplastic dwarves.
2) hydrofluoric

If you get a face full of burning hydrofluoric acid...
3) supe

for budding supe scientists in the area.
4) nerdy

Hey, what was that nerdy kid's problem?
5) menacing

I guess you could say I was absolutely menacing and--
6) underrated

It's a seriously underrated branch of boy genius.
7) murderous

Your Murderous Moppets?
8) retarded

Well, maybe if you're retarded it-- man of manatee!
9) sassy

Short and Sassy shampoo? Do they even make that anymore?
10) undercover

He was in black ops. Probably went undercover to kill somebody.
11) flaming

Welcome to flaming hell, Dr. Venture!
12) uninsured

Don't even think about it, I'm uninsured.
13) sterile

It will make you sterile.
14) limp

He's limp. And did you--
15) lethal

as lethal weapons.
16) ridiculous

Somebody pulls that ridiculous move on me...
17) rude

and he is, in fact, very rude.
18) insane

This kid's insane.

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