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00:20:59
Andy Samberg, Stephanie Beatriz, Terry Crews
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- Oh, no, a memorandum of admonishment?
and I came here to repair a skee ball machine
One of our classic forehead smooch,
but a possum died in the ice machine.
and a madman wants us dead.
But I brought my minivan, so...
still is searching for a pair of fugitive
Rewind. [makes rewind sound]
One of our classic forehead smooches,
I thought that's what the nod meant.
on the the fritz, but suddenly he's trying to kill me.
Peace out, loser.
by creating a disturbance in their cell.
- I'm fine, except I was impale on a metal pipe.
He said if we disobey him, there'll be tire consequences.
- Fine--you know, just getting bandage up.
I've sew myself up.
and, uh, you just breathe, okay?
were arrest after a routine traffic stop
we reveal who Donald Trump
- And how am I suppose to get all the way up there?
- You shot him!
It somehow burn my mouth and is cold at the same time.
- I tried, but I got recognize.
- Now our top story: two prisoners have escape
- Yeah, it's the most disgusting thing I've ever taste.
I can tell you, decidedly there was not.
Fun fact: Virginia is not technically a state,
Now climb aboard, sir.
- I'm everywhere, and I'm nowhere.
Literally, chills.
It somehow burned my mouth and is cold at the same time.
That was basically the same thing.
- Do I know you from somewhere?
- Shut up, Hitchcock. Obviously, we're all going.
I mean, maybe we've grown apart.
in forever, and I want to smell like a...
who broke out of jail earlier this evening.
- I've been everywhere, and I finally spotted your minivan
your gooey body pipe.
we make one unstoppable unit.
are believed to be unarmed but dangerous.
And stay on your phone for logistical support as planned.
- Yeah, it's the most disgusting thing I've ever tasted.
I think he meant dire.
- That is adorable. Where did you get that?
- You know, I'm bored.
Guy's real dumb.
I'm very impressed. That was pretty good.
You must be excited to see her.
You put up all these fake signs
and what if it's weird?