Name: The Final Girl(s)
Released: 2019-01-25
Cast: Emma Roberts, Lea Michele, Abigail Breslin

1) gavage

and Jell-O shot gavage
2) stepdaughter

everything my stepdaughter, Hester, has just said.
3) toenail

Why would I waste my money buying toenail clippers
4) omelet

but when you want to make an omelet, right?
5) lez

Number Three went full lez
6) laxative

about her sister killing herself with laxative,
7) cramp

because I was tting mad cramp, and I knew it was gonna be trouble.
8) ruse

Please! It was clearly a ruse
9) upkeep

to do the upkeep for our new memorial.
10) swipe

did not, in fact, swipe right on your profile.
11) prune

Now, let's all raise a Dixie cup of delicious prune wine
12) frat

make him stand out amongst those frat dudes.
13) accusation

descend into a nightmare of accusation and recrimination.
14) amicus

and filed an amicus brief with the prosecution,
15) brownie

We're gonna make cookies and brownie,
16) moron

- But he's a moron. - I know.
17) spree

and then she convinced your split personality to join her on a killing spree.
18) sweetie

- of growing up in our house. - But, sweetie, you're toxic,
19) murderer

And now that the truth is out that she's probably a murderer,
20) bathtub

Chanel #5 admitted to you that she was the baby in the bathtub,
21) persona

so I needed a persona to hide behind
22) stallion

Well, yeah, you came to the White Stallion with us,
23) salesman

Tim Daly in Death of a Salesman would've turned me

1) disown

They legally disown you three weeks ago
2) entitle

entitle to a jury of hot, rich, skinny chicks
3) stalk

I mean, I was stalk you outside of the sorority house,
4) fart

When I fart, I cup it in my hand and smell it.
5) revoke

Bail is revoke!
6) bum

Gigi was pretty bum out
7) brew

that Number Five so lovingly brew for us in the toilet.
8) beg

Oh, Chanel, the security footage beg to differ.
9) abandon

Chanel, your parents abandon you.
10) swear

I didn't do it, I swear!
11) disappear

but then you disappear as soon as we got there.
12) freak

I hope you guys aren't freak out by my appearance
13) cease

It cease to be just a booty call.
14) scream

Your entire defense consisted of you scream at the jury
15) enroll

that we enroll our daughter at Wallace University
16) sip

I was sip banana daiquiris at the White Stallion.
17) bless

when God already bless me with toenail clippers
18) align

Especially since the new Kappa seems to be align so clearly
19) shine

We shine too bright.
20) pledge

What charity will the Dollar Scholars be pledging to support?
21) unlock

I unlock the brakes on Grandma's wheelchair
22) intend

got closer to being the Kappa Tau that you always intend it to be!
23) encounter

that I have ever encounter.

1) henceforth

From henceforth, all proceeds
2) awfully

It's awfully convenient that you're the one who noticed
3) lovingly

that Number Five so lovingly brewed for us in the toilet.
4) remarkably

and my boobs were remarkably perky and even.
5) someday

Zayday here is gonna be president of this place someday.
6) mentally

trapped with a bunch of mentally unstable women
7) wherever

Sam, wherever you are,
8) legally

They legally disowned you three weeks ago
9) hereby

hereby declare this trial a farce.
10) aka

aka one of the murderers... you are under arrest.
11) obviously

Just look at her insane, obviously made-up, high school transcript.
12) definitely

Hester is our biological daughter. She definitely was not adopted.
13) unfortunately

And unfortunately for you, Chanel Oberlin...
14) absolutely

that there's absolutely no records on your parents anywhere?
15) truly

They need to be truly punished.
16) extremely

and the school is back open and extremely safe,
17) certainly

And I certainly would know what she would look like all grown up.
18) exactly

exactly what you're proposing.
19) earlier

with a pair of scissors earlier this afternoon.
20) sometimes

Sometimes I made friends,
21) finally

to finally put our plan into action,
22) deep

Whore deep! What kind of a question is that?!
23) especially

Especially since the new Kappa seems to be aligned so clearly

1) frumpy

It is the truth, you frumpy monster.
2) saccharine

I for one prefer the saccharine banality of life
3) supe

with a supe tight bod.
4) millionth

For, like, the millionth time,
5) inalienable

I was under the impression that I had the inalienable right to a jury of my peers.
6) bloated

She's a weird psychopath who would look like Boone's homely, bloated sister
7) satanic

Unisex, kind of satanic
8) embarrassed

I'm very embarrassed about that.
9) militant

almost militant commitment to political correctness
10) undercover

Boone went undercover year before I did.
11) frontal

they're getting a full frontal lobotomy.
12) plausible

Plausible deniability! You knew by keeping
13) ironic

Kind of ironic that our first victim
14) ashamed

because you were too ashamed of your feelings for her,
15) sane

into a much more sane young woman.
16) awkward

I know that I can be socially awkward
17) thrilled

Girls, I am thrilled
18) poetic

No, this is more poetic. It hits these girls right in their vanity.
19) pneumatic

a pneumatic nail gun, two axes, and a crossbow.
20) traumatic

on account of it being so traumatic.
21) unanimous

It's unanimous.
22) orbital

Chanel #5 didn't insert the heel hard enough to pierce my orbital socket.
23) suspicious

But this, this is real suspicious.

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