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00:43:59
Emma Roberts, Lea Michele, Abigail Breslin
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and gesticulation is extremely off-putting to most boys.
You're a stuck-up little sociopath,
We have a possible dismemberment
Oh, my God, I got a total chub right now.
"Dear Riley, I stole this cadaver head
Karen Carpenter in the morgue and Chad Radwell still
on the hag from Shady Lane.
This-this-this golf-frat douche bag
the wind or a raccoon singing. Until one day,
a trucker got him in the head. Oh.
to file my candidacy for chapter president,
for sickle-cell anemia.
will destroy us in our adulthood?
The story about the bathtub?
singing a racist chant in the back of a bus
Call us sweetheart?
Well, I would like to see sickle cell anemia eradicated
I know my pea and carrots.
and you get those fingerprint
Vanilla latte, cranberry-orange scone.
stole a crate of milk from the back of his truck.
who said that a woman in a black robe
Are you coming to the precinct pig roast this year?
who wail about her dead children.
Someone's kidnap Zayday.
"Heather, I hope the sever leg brightens up your trailer park."
Well, I would like to see sickle cell anemia eradicate
A haunt pumpkin patch.
It vaguely smack of something my six-year-old sister
stab a whole lot and all over.
how much you impress me with your frumpy spirit."
So they snuck into this house
got his arms chop off
and I just rub my hands on the gravestones.
put their hands in a bowl full of grapes we peel,
clearly that's got you a little freak out.
And enroll in community college.
saddle up with an uptight girlfriend who freaked out
tried to kill you, then leap out the window,
today is the day that I declare my intention
then you will once again be pork Kappa's top bitch,
and also pledge Kappa. Oh, that's right.
"Dear Riley, I stole this cadaver head
Once she was reject,
before you dig in. Sure. Um...
but I refuse to die hungry.
"You are so devastatingly mediocre and adorable"!
of herself online, and she lives someplace horrible.
I'll sure this house has an amazingly romantic basement.
There's no awesome diseases randomly killing people.
A haunted pumpkin patch created expressly
In precisely two and half minutes when we go in there,
I mean, she literally died right there.
I'm reasonably confident that these girls will kick
that she is somehow involved with these killings
♪ Reason aside ♪
My life is basically split in two.
Come on, she's obviously the killer!
who, apparently, has been dead
Unfortunately,
you're gonna remember me as I truly am...
extremely arousing.
Previously on Scream Queens...
Yes! That is exactly what we mean to suggest, Dean.
three weeks earlier, there were two reported thefts.
You're all gonna have to leave school immediately,
We're alone in a foggy cemetery.
I don't know. Sometimes, uh...
something to look forward to.
painfully uncreative life
is a risible notion that, frankly, I find offensive.
how much you impress me with your frumpy spirit."
But a lot of my fans are, like, friendless, dumpy coeds
strapped myself into a skintight pleather Red Devil costume,
saddled up with an uptight girlfriend who freaked out
Laid out in horrible and deliberate macabre poses.
This severed hand... is for Malloreigh.
Well, I would like to see sickle cell anemia eradicated
Have any of you ever heard of "negligent homicide"?
a terrifying night, and, uh...
Just give the dang thing its pot of gold already!
disgusting disease in the history of mankind.
"You are so devastatingly mediocre and adorable"!
Trust me, Chad is unbeatable there.
you're an overwhelmed single father
Hey, so, uh, a little awkward since
in our intestinal tracts,
Laid out in horrible and deliberate macabre poses.
"You are so devastatingly mediocre and adorable"!
singing a racist chant in the back of a bus
like them. I'm skinny as
I'm hosting a haunted house