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00:22:26
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
100
We need a scale and a protractor as well.
- Now, now, boys' fascination with their genitalia
His balls are 7 centimeter from the base."
- We interrupt this newscast for an important message
and its dead weight is.5 kilogram."
Socialist fascist!
- Now, now, boys' fascination with their genitalia
Sweetie, come on, put down the-
up on a big chart in the school hallway!
- My little sunshine has a temper sometimes,
- Yeah, this is bullshit!
the Terminator secretly had a kid ten years ago,
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
Surgeon general's resignation,
Get that fatty some mud flap for his ass!
to a grinding halt!
they order the City Shrimp,
♪ There's excitement in the air ♪
- ♪ Ample parking day or night, people spout howdy neighbor ♪
- Hey, wait, the cold is makin' it shrink some.
appoint by Obama?
- We interrupt this newscast for an important message
divide by angle of the tip squared.
Your son doesn't seem to be trigger by anger at all.
- I'm hung like a horse!
likes it when we shut down their Federal Express!
- Now, we realize this issue can have a troubling effect
we publish Tuesday from the physicals?
pour all over his fucking head!
That is the fourth time I've calculate,
Unfortunately, you have been taught
was implement long ago
and it affect each and every one of you!
The establish equation is 100 percent accurate.
in how much they grew since their last physical.
That really happen.
What 14-year-old girl? Carol, I would nev-
- You're darn right, Eric. - For what?
the Terminator secretly had a kid ten years ago,
could accurately measure their junk.
please read the problem out loud.
My wife thinks my penis is perfectly fine!
- You're damn right! 1.2 inches.
Unfortunately, you have been taught
- This is exactly the kind of thing
immediately!
- My little sunshine has a temper sometimes,
I am going to fucking kill everybody!
What we finally get is the adjusted penis size,
- However, due to recently collected data,
is actually important.
- All righty, let's see what kind of-
- We've waited long enough, Randy!
have gone too far this time!
"Its flaccid girth is one inch in diameter.
- Man, this shit is wack, mah.
and fascist lies, media control, and-
is a respectable 1.4 inches!
and they live to make us miserable!
over mass squared minus angle of the shaft
where a radical political group
- No! I didn't do a damn thing.
- This stupid school and its stupid principal
- Stupid ass blind liberals!
- We're angry about this stupid liberal government
- Oh, dear.
The established equation is 100 percent accurate.
Please, I'm just saying how amazing you are
if I said some negative things about you?
No, I don't have a criminal record!
The T.M.I. Equation is true solid science,
and I'm an actual doctor