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South Park » Season 15 » Ass Burgers

00:22:23

Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes

180

Words to remember

Nouns

1) awkwardness

social awkwardness that your son exhibits.
2) utensil

[grease sizzling and utensil clanking]
3) negativity

All his negativity is starting to make me depressed.
4) wart

but this time, it's so that we don't get wart in our vaginas.
5) twister

- I think Al Pacino wants to play Twister with your sister.
6) embarrassment

- In response to the embarrassment,
7) bun

I thought maybe I had a fever, but I--oh, oh, my bun!
8) enhancer

what the final secret flavor enhancer is?
9) hamburger

- You mean little hamburger grow in your butthole?
10) sniper

- No, because there's aliens with a sniper chicken on me.
11) temptation

♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
12) vaccination

- That's only a vaccination for girls, stupid.
13) burger

- Wait. There's a disease called ass burger?
14) illusion

they're living in a world of illusion.
15) ignorance

in a blissful state of ignorance.
16) laughter

[laughter and metallic clanging on radio]
17) inability

- [sighs] It's as if they all have an inability
18) autism

can give you autism or Asperger's.

Verbs

1) vaccinate

- Then why are they saying that getting vaccinate at school
2) infuse

all somehow infuse into one burger.
3) spout

♪ People spout, "Howdy, neighbor" ♪
4) choke

Cartman Burgers choke out the market.
5) bum

- Dude, I'm sorry that I've been bum you out,
6) diagnose

who was diagnose with a serious illness.
7) squash

and it must be squash out.
8) shine

♪ Let it shine wherever you go ♪
9) deserve

Others deserve to know the truth.
10) alter

- Or genetically alter humans.
11) laugh

When all the things that made you laugh just make you sick,
12) shut

- Oh, shut up, Cartman.
13) shoot

or you're getting shot in the back of the head.
14) lie

- There lie the secret.
15) divorce

I know that your parents recently got divorce, mkay.
16) realize

And as you get older, you realize
17) wake

- Come on, kid, wake up. There's not a lot of time left.
18) catch

were caught playing hooky.

Adverbs

1) genetically

- Or genetically altered humans.
2) mentally

into a mentally incapacitated freak!
3) nowhere

- God damn it, this is getting us nowhere!
4) wherever

♪ Let it shine wherever you go ♪
5) somehow

all somehow infused into one burger.
6) unfortunately

but unfortunately, because of its name,
7) earlier

I'll call if it's any earlier.
8) sometimes

Sometimes the only way to keep going
9) fucking

Adam Sandler is fucking hysterical.
10) behind

are probably not far behind.
11) forward

Sometimes the only way to go forward
12) recently

I know that your parents recently got divorced, mkay.
13) actually

there's actually a disease called ass burgers?
14) soon

- We're gonna need some more patties pretty soon.
15) later

- Sit down, boys. We'll talk about this later.
16) though

You're a piece of shit, though. Fuck you!
17) far

are probably not far behind.
18) together

is all go over to his house together.

Adjectives

1) illusionary

Are you ready to go back into the illusionary world
2) supe

- It would have to be some kind of supe Dutch oven.
3) multimillion

but if so, multimillion-dollar lawsuits
4) cartman

For whatever reason, these Cartman Burgers
5) disinterested

He's disinterested, depressed, self-loathing.
6) blissful

in a blissful state of ignorance.
7) incapacitated

into a mentally incapacitated freak!
8) retarded

is gonna make us all retarded?
9) lame

I can see how lame I was,
10) depressed

He's disinterested, depressed, self-loathing.
11) patented

then our patented flavor will be everywhere,
12) vaginal

Right now, we're talking about vaginal warts.
13) metallic

[laughter and metallic clanging on radio]
14) delicious

and tell us why Cartman Burgers are so delicious!
15) excited

I'm really excited.
16) stupid

- That's only a vaccination for girls, stupid.
17) acceptable

to distinguish from what is socially acceptable
18) okay

- I feel like total shit. - It's okay.

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