Name: Reverse Cowgirl
Released: 2016-11-02
Cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes

1) personage

Is his personage amongst you?
2) bureaucrat

Always happens a bureaucrat tries to block the first sueance.
3) bastion

Toilet time is the last bastion of American freedom.
4) quill

So you can use the little shelf for your books, quill and ink.
5) specter

This specter is like none I've ever encountered.
6) subpoena

We have a subpoena.
7) poop

Wait a minute, you're supposed to poop facing out?
8) outrage

Shocking outrage ensued after an unknown terrorist
9) injunction

He managed to avert liability with an injunction against our claim.
10) logger

What about us logger,
11) suction

It created a suction that's pulling out here insides.
12) asshole

And his mom goes, "You're an asshole!"
13) negligence

My client is due compensation for negligence.
14) nonsense

I am sick and tired of all of this nonsense
15) judgement

Motion of summary judgement on behalf of the plaintiff.
16) mum

So technically, your mum did die for nothing, but...
17) inventor

Here we go, inventor of the toilet.
18) splash

Sorry, women might have to deal with a little splash of pee on the rim.

1) ensue

Shocking outrage ensue after an unknown terrorist
2) summon

where experts have successfully summon the ghost of toilet inventor,
3) invent

We wanna help him sue whoever invent the toilet.
4) asshole

"Clyde, what I have told you, you asshole?"
5) specialize

Here, at Hoffman & Turk, we specialize in suing the dead.
6) warn

I warn you, boys. A sueance can be very...
7) scream

The poor guy shouldn't be scream at for something that isn't a big deal.
8) depart

I'd like to say on behalf of the depart
9) encounter

This specter is like none I've ever encounter.
10) belong

and you're putting the toilet seat down where it belong.
11) sue

By the power of Christ, we sue you.
12) decline

- What's going on? - The judge decline our motion.
13) suppose

Wait a minute, you're suppose to poop facing out?
14) bet

You bet.
15) strip

as our freedoms are strip away one by one?
16) teach

My pop taught me logging, and his pop before him!
17) treat

She always treat people with dignity and respect.
18) lock

Doors and windows are lock. You have your $500 in cash ready?

1) insides

It created a suction that's pulling out here insides.
2) technically

So technically, your mum did die for nothing, but...
3) meanwhile

Meanwhile, outraged civilians are claiming they're finally fed up
4) successfully

where experts have successfully summoned the ghost of toilet inventor,
5) exactly

That's exactly how much a sueance cost.
6) alone

"Leave me alone. I'm seriously, stop please!"
7) finally

Meanwhile, outraged civilians are claiming they're finally fed up
8) actually

- It was actually really lame. - I know.
9) soon

What a tragedy she had to leave us so soon.
10) far

It's a far better solution than the government in our bathrooms.
11) together

It's time for us to stand together
12) ever

This specter is like none I've ever encountered.
13) always

Is your mom always like that?
14) hard

We should have been hard on you all those times you left toilet seat up.
15) never

He'll never see he again.
16) again

Because you left it up, again!
17) too

So is it too much to ask women to just look
18) course

Of course, man. It's cool.

1) overblown

with the overblown government bureaucracy.
2) inhuman

- This is inhuman. - Shut up...
3) outraged

Meanwhile, outraged civilians are claiming they're finally fed up
4) disgusting

No, Roger, it's a disgusting habit. I'm sick and tired of it!
5) embarrassed

He was so embarrassed. I thought he was gonna die.
6) embarrassing

That's embarrassing.
7) jealous

Women are just jealous, 'cause they have to face outwards.
8) unbelievable

This is unbelievable.
9) shocking

Shocking outrage ensued after an unknown terrorist
10) lame

- It was actually really lame. - I know.
11) ridiculous

So ridiculous.
12) flush

When she fell into the toilet, she also made it flush.
13) discrete

in a discrete location.
14) weird

That's weird.
15) sad

I know you're sad, Clyde. Don't worry, we'll win this thing.
16) tough

You've had a tough week, but your mom didn't die for nothing.
17) grown

I don't need you wiping my ass for me. I'm a grown man.
18) stupid

Stupid Toilet Safety Administration.

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