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00:22:11
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
101
This is a ponderosa pine.
The boys think their ordeal is over.
makes Kyle's brain fire neuron
bile has just dislodged in Arby's Ultimate Angus.
The diarrhea shoots out of his anus and into his underwear.
about the boredom risks of ziplining.
You guys, seriously, something's wrong in my tummy.
Come in by the waterfall, gang.
Last night, Eric had Kung Pao spaghetti from California Pizza Kitchen.
The diarrhea shoots out of his anus and into his underwear.
on billboard and...
- You bastard! - Not they, you!
The caffeine and sugar turn the soupy fast-food liquid
After asshole gets his biology lesson, we finally get to go ziplining.
the realization that he will be with a tour group
It's the idyllic spring break getaway with friends and laughter.
Sick, Kenny! You have herpes!
an ordinary day becomes a descent into madness,
bile has just dislodge in Arby's Ultimate Angus.
Stan Marsh dedicate himself to raising awareness
It was your idea. You killed Kenny, you bastard!
Four friends, torn apart by tragedy,
So, you intend for us to go ziplining all along?
Trapped in a unforgiving mountain wilderness with no way out.
he refuse to let the tragedy stop him from doing what he loves most.
Because we keep getting screw over by your diarrhea.
The diarrhea shoot out of his anus and into his underwear.
the boys realize they have wasted hours of their time.
To make a long story short, I woke up this morning, and...
I bet they can get you back.
It was like having the life suck out of you.
His cold sore is really bad, and he's losing blood.
We spent the whole spring break watching TV and playing Xbox,
I guess one.
the Kung Pao has met with the Del Taco he ate for breakfast.
But then, this fire rose up inside of me...
If the boys fall asleep now from the lack of excitement,
And then, out of nowhere, somebody came up with ziplining.
- Ziplining, that could be really cool! - We've definitely not done that before.
Four friends, torn apart by tragedy,
What could possibly go wrong?
I certainly would!
After nearly four hours in the Colorado wilderness,
Totally fucking stupid!
After asshole gets his biology lesson, we finally get to go ziplining.
The boat went really slow, and it just went round and round.
We had to wait for this couple running late.
I almost touched it.
There's a place just outside of town. My uncle Jimbo will drop us off.
Cold sore is what girls call it. It's actually herpes.
Maybe without a tour group, it'd be kind of fun.
So, you intended for us to go ziplining all along?
the boys had traveled so far,
I tried to keep the tour group moving as fast as possible.
When I call out "shaka bra,"
Trapped in a unforgiving mountain wilderness with no way out.
After a grueling 20 minutes
And that is when the unthinkable happens.
it caries with it tiny particles of Eric's fecal matter.
the boys have made a terrifying discovery,
His rancid feces is now rapidly converting to a thick paste.
has caused his adrenal glands to slow down.
It's a devastating blow.
that bring up memories of how lame shuttles can be.
an already tragic day becomes a descent into madness, on...
that may be disturbing to some audience members.
I'm so fucking bored!
into a toxic gas.
We were stuck, completely stuck.
His rancid feces is now rapidly converting to a thick paste.
Totally fucking stupid!
it was a fifth generation Nano, so I can't trade it in anywhere.