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00:22:24
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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first settler of Canadian soil, guy.
that intolerance still exists in our country.
She looks like a messed-up cucumber with wieners on it!
MR. GARRISON: ♪ Where has my country gone? ♪
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
all right, bro?
'cause you're a Jew.
♪ I But now all these other asshole are comin' here ♪
[ Up-tempo trumpet music playing ]
and so now millions of goddamn immigrant
Oh, my goodness!
Tom, the political activist is going around the country
and in fact, our alphabet and yours are fairly similar.
but you can't just make blanket statements
♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
He kept gaining momentum,
You did kind of go overboard, dude.
seeking fur and goods.
they were being oppress, you see?
♪ People spout, "Howdy, neighbor!" ♪
Hey, that poke, buddy! Aah!
♪ It got upset, and now it's wander away ♪
he was already being sworn into office.
Now, last week we were all remind
She looks like a mess-up cucumber with wieners on it!
Can you really blame them?
Hey, Leslie, shut your fucking mouth! --
And I suppose you have a thing for Canadian girls, huh?
and we've invite him to the White House today
But now I realize you guys don't even want to be here.
someday thinking it was all super rush.
Well, I'm throw my hat in
Friends, I think I've prove
Then you need to be teach in both languages from now on.
As you've probably noticed, our government has decide
You, sir, have a pizza face, and you suck your mom's dick.
You did kind of go overboard, dude.
What if Kyle knowingly gave that speech
A bunch of Canadians cross the border illegally.
someday thinking it was all super rushed.
There's really nowhere I'd rather be.
Oh, no, Simba. We have barely begun.
I'll bet not one of them is here legally.
Illegal immigration has been happening forever.
Guys, what if this was all exactly what Kyle planned?
Okay, go fuck the one in the white shoes.
He can be really emotional sometimes.
I'd like to try a nice Slow Cosby instead.
someday thinking it was all super rushed.
Because in Genesis 34, the Jews actually did
You did kind of go overboard, dude.
so whoever's gonna do it needs to ask a Canadian girl out soon.
then it could be a symbol of us all getting along.
It's bad enough we have to live in America.
this kind of sensationalistic politics
One of them was this brash asshole who just spoke his mind.
So let's give them our undivided attention
Because the correct term is "undocumented immigrants,"
No, you've got a gaping gash, and you've got vinegary balls.
Or basic ideological concepts.
He just said outrageous things. We thought it was funny.
- Unh-unh. - Well, it's intriguing.
I'm sorry, Charlotte, but I get suspicious.
I'm "sore-y" I didn't know what ice cream was.
That is ridiculous!
♪ It got upset, and now it's wandered away ♪
that goes viral.
Ugh! So weird.
He can be really emotional sometimes.
through their diverse history.
playing their stupid music.
♪ It took 43 presidents to make us stand tall ♪