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00:22:25
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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Busboy! Busboy! Por favor!
♪ Boogers and cum! ♪ ♪ Say, what's that on your pretzel? ♪
Crispy risotto bites from Olive Garden.
♪ I'm telling you, chum ♪
♪ Boogers and cum! ♪ ♪ How about some feces with your flounder? ♪ ♪ Boogers and cum! ♪
I've invited all the poser food critics
and my poop was all solid... like, no water at all.
Oh, are you having a party, sweetheart?
then get your bullshit food-critic ass
Where's that other taco plate? We need it now!
So, the cafeteria's back that way, Geez.
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
You asshole destroyed the best place in town
There's orange peel chicken,
Okay, David, forget the spill.
You're a fuckin' mechanic!
Ah, yes. The steak, please.
Well, there's chicken in the fridge if you get hungry.
Yes, us Yelp critics are being scrutinize!
The restaurants are still refusing to be intimidate,
♪ People spout, "howdy, neighbor!" ♪
♪ Boogers and cum! ♪ ♪ Someone fart on your salad ♪
I mean, I could probably be persuade
they deserve respect and that all who oppose them will suffer.
I didn't ask to be the leader. I was appoint!
Uh, dude, somebody spill shit on the floor.
we want to once and for all declare you
Where I come from, we settle things with our fists.
Folks deserve to know where to eat, Mitch.
I'm sorry, but the food totally mess my stomach up.
The restaurants are still refusing to be intimidated,
was destroy and its owner stripped and beheaded.
Well, I'll be damn.
They all hang on my every word,
It's not suppose to have water, you...
I've invite all the poser food critics
and barely even acknowledging who I was
Maybe I can actually use all these people somehow
God, I'm so damn tired.
Unfortunately for you,
You see, I'm extremely important to this town,
♪ Said leave this one alone ♪
Sometimes, I don't know what I've gotten myself into.
and I'm gonna use my power to finally get They all hang on my every word,
Like, I don't know, maybe only-one-star late.
Uh, it's actually pronounced "Day-vid," okay?
Yeah, but I'm kind of teetering on five stars or one star.
You want to come along?
maybe... maybe you can sort of set the record straight
Fight together,
I usually keep it on the down-low
but how else can I be the elite food critic they want?
we want to once and for all declare you
Wearing this badge means you will always get To distinguish you, we present to you the golden badge.
♪ Boogers and cum! ♪ ♪ Oh, you feel a little queasy? ♪ ♪ Boogers and cum! ♪
Hmm. It's tart, but savory.
I'm a little overwhelmed.
We're not going back to that miserable place.
I'm the most influential critic in this town.
I found the waitstaff at Red Lobster to be rude
This pagan shit hurts my ears.
♪ So you're one of Yelper's special blessed ♪
You experience the fruity, delicious flavor of this
Now here I stand, vulnerable, afraid,
Can't you speak a little loud?!
♪ All right, fancy food critic, looks like you've won ♪
Busboy! Busboy! Por favor!
and we have to be impressive.
Careful now, Bill. Every Yelper, get the fuck out of here!
but how else can I be the elite food critic they want?
my experience at Applebee's was sublime
Little Mexican kid called me out.