Name: Asspen
Released: 2016-09-30
Cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes

1) rematch

A rematch?
2) douche

- Look, you guys, Butters is asleep. - He's such a douche bag.
3) fella

- Here he comes! - Good morning, fella!
4) fondue

you don't mind if I take Heather out for some fondue tonight, do you?
5) montage

- We're gonna need a montage - Montage
6) hamster

When Darsh skis by here, I'll let all these hamster go!
7) sucker

- we'll get more runs in than anybody. - Have fun waiting in line, sucker!
8) salesman

Yeah, I guess these passes the timeshare salesmen gave us
9) luncheon

Well, you still gotta come to the timeshare luncheon.
10) asshole

and when the hotshot asshole skier takes your girl if you're supposed
11) lobster

- Wow, filet mignon and lobster! - Not bad.
12) reactor

- Quaid. - Start the reactor.
13) doo

I'm starting to think this whole town smells like doo-doo.
14) senses

Yeah, but the good news is we finally came to our senses
15) slice

To go slow, we wedge our skis together in the shape of a slice of pizza.
16) severity

Perhaps now you see the severity of your situation.
17) gentleman

Ladies and gentlemen, Aspen Mountain presents
18) bunny

but you go meet your ski instructor on the bunny hill.

1) fade

If you fade out it seems like more time has passed in a montage
2) deed

timeshare condos are still deed properties!
3) smell

It kind of smell stinky in this condo.
4) arrest

Sounds to me like if anybody should be arrest it should be you people
5) shut

- It seems fine. - Yeah, too bad we're getting shut down.
6) suppose

No, dude. You're suppose to put their hand in warm water
7) escape

who escape from the mental institution.
8) promise

Here it is, as promise. A fabulous free lunch!
9) luck

You folks really luck out this time. You're visitors number 1,000!
10) catch

Well, I'm catch on pretty fast, I guess.
11) attend

at a condo in Aspen, if you attend a timeshare presentation.
12) suck

so you can save the dorky, but hot girl's youth centre. Skiing suck!
13) lose

Yeah! You lose, Darsh!
14) forget

Folks, I'm glad you're back because we forgot to mention
15) ski

First of all, look straight ahead when you ski.
16) guess

Well, I'm catching on pretty fast, I guess.
17) eat

who ate the flesh of children with no eyes.
18) sleep

You know, when somebody is sleep, you put your finger up your butt

1) practically

That's right! You're practically stealing condos at that price.
2) nicely

Rolls off the tongue nicely, doesn't it?
3) certainly

Well, this certainly is nice.
4) earlier

Yeah, we may not have gotten to ski earlier, but with this lift,
5) alone

All right, dude, if I race you, will you leave me alone?
6) perhaps

Perhaps now you see the severity of your situation.
7) finally

It's nice that he finally has your sons to be his best buddies.
8) kind

It kind of smells stinky in this condo.
9) later

you'll always be number 2. See you later, Darsh!
10) half

The race is half over, and Tad is still out in the lead.
11) fast

Well, I'm catching on pretty fast, I guess.
12) together

Well, our boys do seem to be spending a lot of time together lately.
13) ever

I think ever since their friend Kenny died
14) sure

- Oh, you know, this is really great! - It sure is!
15) least

Seems like you could just at least come up and see what prize you got.
16) once

You see, that ski run was once a burial ground
17) always

you'll always be number 2. See you later, Darsh!
18) never

- You've never Hitlered anyone? - No, I never have.

1) supe

the supe secret fun prize for attending the slide show.
2) privileged

- for privileged members only! - That does it. I'm calling the police.
3) asleep

- Look, you guys, Butters is asleep. - He's such a douche bag.
4) burial

You see, that ski run was once a burial ground
5) brave

Stan, for whatever it's worth, I think you were really brave.
6) dumb

Darsh, you're even dumb than I thought.
7) fabulous

Yes, it was fabulous.
8) stupid

Dude, I'm just happy this whole stupid thing is over with.
9) mad

You aren't mad are you, Stan?
10) dangerous

The K-13? But that's the most dangerous run in all of America.
11) proud

we're proud to have the winner of today's race, Tad Macowski!
12) warm

When someone's sleeping, you can take a glass of warm water
13) aware

Also, be aware of skiers around you. If you run into another skier,
14) finished

No, no, no. We did your meeting, we did your lunch, we're finished. Okay?
15) slow

We're gonna take it slow, take it easy, make sure everybody has a good time.
16) ski

It was on that very ski run that a group of students were killed by a wolf-boy
17) exclusive

We have the special passes to use the exclusive lift
18) extreme

another extreme-racing showdown.

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