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00:22:13
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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I snuck over there with a hacksaw and I cut off his head!
a vandal has apparently cut off and stolen the head
You all see my tiny minion groveling at my likeness! I am Eric Cartman, God.
but instead they'll get a mouthful of yucky, sticky mayonnaise!
- Yeah! - Hey, fella!
and con everyone in town into buying a monorail,
and replace the inside instead with 2-month old mayonnaise!
But nobody knows that he actually has a dark underside!
You all see my tiny minions groveling at my likeness! I am Eric Cartman, God.
Okay, then I'm going to start a website to spread vicious rumour
Yes! That stuff that was in that vial didn't come from you,
All right, listen to me. We must take a strict vow of silence.
All right, everyone scatter and look for the sea men.
You seemed so proud, I didn't want to bum you out.
they did find semen in her stomach!
Time to wreak havoc on the world that shunned me!
Okay, I've added the water purifier tablet to the Sea-People Kingdom Tank.
♪ Ample parking day or night People spouting, "Howdy, neighbour" ♪
- And then we put them back in the tank. - Oh, children! You misunderstood!
Episode 9F17 entitle "So It's Come To This."
♪ Ample parking day or night People spout, "Howdy, neighbour" ♪
I snuck over there with a hacksaw and I cut off his head!
Look! The Sea-People have evolve to an Egyptian-like culture!
This act, of course, remind us all of the time that Bart Simpson
They've already accomplish so much.
a vandal has apparently cut off and stolen the head
and have them shake up in a huge mixer
that the semen in her stomach belong to school counsellor, Mr. Mackey.
The Sea-People on Tweek's side just suicide bomb the Cartman statue!
- I told you, Cartman. - Oh, shut up, Kyle!
When the Sea-People arrive, I will welcome them to South Park
They were suppose to take me away to their underwater kingdom.
And nobody will ever know. The blood is wash neatly from our hands.
I thought you children took turns raping and then murder the teacher.
Yeah, but I guess this prove that war is the natural order of life.
- Wow. - Oh, yes! I have plot for weeks
I'm so relieved!
Be ye not jealous, Jew.
Okay, then I'm going to start a website to spread vicious rumours
People will think that they are going to get a bite of a sweet, delicious cherry,
Yes, by day he is mild-mannered, sweet and innocent Butters!
All right, listen to me. We must take a strict vow of silence.
That is very impressive, Eric. What do you intend to do
- Soon they'll discover frozen foods! - That should be enough water, Kyle.
It's gonna be tough living for a while, you might have to
you're as bad as Stan with his stupid girlfriend,
Everything's gonna be okay, you guys! Life isn't so crappy after all!
The sea men must be alive and healthy in there. I'll take five.
You seemed so proud, I didn't want to bum you out.
Simple, my dear General!
Now we can begin my most horrible, evil plan yet
Okay, Kyle, you're being a Negative Nancy. Stop it, okay,