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00:11:18
Kaitlyn Robrock, Dave Stewart, Will Carsola
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sighting of a protected witness, the feds gave snitch new
identities as mythical creatures such as a centaur or a mermaid.
- Dad? - Uh, do you have any fours?
Mythical creatures is more like space goblin or the cheese man!
Dad, can we get some of those jumbo pickle from the grocery?
- Or a unicorn. - Hey, some people was also
No, no, mermaid is real. I seent one in a river.
witness protection program. They extended my forehead,
You still got it, sweetheart!
A pie thief? Well, I'm off to work! Mwah!
Ah, what an idiot. Bigfoot don't exist.
ingredient, including cream sherry!
It's like I'm a prisoner when I'm around them!
Fat man... eggs! Glasses... pound of flour!
skin, and I became the mythical creature known as "bigfoot" and
Just come quick, sheriff!
- Too bad it's garbage! - What?
No, my boy made a mess, and he's gonna clean it up... with
Hey, bigfoot, you stole the pie! I'm telling!
brutally murder at the same grocery store!
witness protection program. They extend my forehead,
I promise not to mention Mr. Pickles for the rest of the day.
Hey, boss, we rob a bank or something?
But one day, the feds caught up with me.
Dad, please! Before you launch into another
Sorry, boys! Mr. Pickles beat us to it.
- Yeah, I guess I could. - Now, kid, I want you to go in
- Or I blow your brains out! - Tommy, watch out!
Okay, okay, let me explain. I was born Vito Pizzarelli.
You drop another one, son!
sighting of a protect witness, the feds gave snitches new
Everybody listen up, and nobody gets hurt!
I haven't enjoy myself this much since... Uh...
Oh, thank you! This is the best father's day since...
They force me to rat on the entire Gabagoolie criminal
smell your armpits... I mean, make poop... I mean, I want to
brutally murdered at the same grocery store!
that type of a thing. Eventually, I became one of the
Dad, leave him alone! He's just a dog!
Finally, something to blog about!
Well, I know something you could do instead.
- Pie's almost ready! - Well, that stinks!
- We'll have it later. - happy father's d...
the things that fathers and sons do together.
No one's ever gonna believe you saw bigfoot. That's why it's the perfect
That dog sure is one smart son of a gun!
You're a lousy son! I wish you were never born!
That dog's trying to break in again!
- Tommy, me too! - It's so great to spend the
Y'all seen a pie thief around here?
Oh, down, Mr. Pickles!
I haven't enjoyed myself this much since... Uh...
I think it's even
All right, I got a new plan. Beat it, toots.
Dad, can we get some of those jumbo pickles from the grocery?
better than usual, dear, thanks to Tommy and Mr. Pickles for
better than usual, dear, thanks to Tommy and Mr. Pickles for
Mr. Pickles is evil!
They forced me to rat on the entire Gabagoolie criminal
That dog sure is one smart son of a gun!
Fat man... eggs! Glasses... pound of flour!
No one's ever gonna believe you saw bigfoot. That's why it's the perfect
Hot dang it, we're too late!
This is really nice, dad.
but I still think you're the best dad in the whole world!
Just come quick, sheriff!
- Too bad it's garbage! - What?
father's day with someone else!
LMAO! Someone down in old town posted
brutally murdered at the same grocery store!
How much do I owe you?
But wasn't cream sherry Vito Pizzarellis special ingredient?