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00:11:18
Kaitlyn Robrock, Dave Stewart, Will Carsola
730
Aah! Take me to the crapper! Now!
What a chump! Yay! [Both laughing]
tree with that pentagram carved into it.
- Oh! Possums! Aaaaaaaaaaaaah! - Beverly: [Sighs]
- Tommy: Dad, is this firewood? - Stanley: Looks like it was
- Let go of my son, you murderer! - I was trying to save him!
[Tires squeal] Whoa-ho-ho!
but now a stripper is giving birth to his baby.
- Tommy: Hi, mister! - Damn!
campground, and this time, I have a witness!
Little mosquito on your shoulder, dear.
- You guys are jerk. - Beverly: It's just a story
How 'bout I show you how to cross a riverrrrrrrrr?!
Beverly: That's not fruit. It's a spider-egg sac!
Beverly: Now, this lavender will help with all your bites.
Sounds like a job for astronaut dolphin detective.
- Group: Cheeseman! Cheeseman! - They threw slice of American
- "find plants you can eat." - Those berries are poison.
- I hate cheese! - Some say he still lurk in
tree with that pentagram carve into it.
Damn! You scare the shi... aah! Aah!
The cheese melt into his skin.
Astronaut dolphin detective has defeat the space Nazis,
But, sir, he was arrest for flashing those space kids.
- Group: Cheeseman! Cheeseman! - They threw slices of American
- Look what I caught! - Stanley: Well, that's... ooh.
- He just ate the baby! - He may be a bad father, but
- Man, this show blow my mind! - Great.
20 years ago, a group of kids camp here.
Look at all these weapons. Seems like a safe place to take a nap.
hit by lightning. Remember, never stand next to a
situations, the black guy always die first!
You, uh... You pass the test. Heh.
thank you people for accepting me for who I am.
Sounds like a job for astronaut dolphin detective.
Breaking news... a severe thunderstorm is head our way.
Ha ha! I'm-a live forever!
Finally, a little peace and... [Rock music blares]
And I know something else you don't know!
20 years ago, a group of kids camped here.
[Dance music plays] All anyone ever cares about is sex.
Tommy: You sure know a lot about the outdoors!
situations, the black guy always dies first!
He ran into the lake, never to be seen again.
He ran into the lake, never to be seen again.
- Shut up, Brett! - Oh! Too many bugs!
Tommy: Have you seen any animals running around?
All right. Well, I'll be in that creepy
- Beverly: Where'd he go? - Stanley: Come on, Goodmans.
barn over there. Holler when you need me.
- That's just an urban legend. - Tommy: What's a cheeseman?
[Chuckles]|don't worry... I'll throw ya back once I'm done with ya. [Chuckles]
Beverly: Now, this lavender will help with all your bites.
- I don't belong here. - Is someone gonna help me?
Hey, you dumb bitch! I hate cheese!
I'm so excited to go camping! I hope I can catch an animal and
Beverly: Dad! Be more careful with that thing.
Ew! Get out of here, you stupid ducks!
Stanley: Shh. Quiet. Look over here.
Breaking news... a severe thunderstorm is heading our way.
Little mosquito on your shoulder, dear.
Don't party too much. You want to stay sharp in case
- bring it home. - Grandpa: Mr. Pickles is evil.
- That's just an urban legend. - Tommy: What's a cheeseman?
successful camping is to have a list of activities.
- bacteria per square inch. - Huh?
This looks like the perfect situation for observation.
I'm gonna go into those creepy woods and think about ways to stay safe.
You know what? I had a nice time today.
- It will reduce swelling. - Stanley: Honey, really, I'm fine.
- He just ate the baby! - He may be a bad father, but
Stanley: Huh. This is totally different from the map.