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00:49:18
Bob Odenkirk, Rhea Seehorn, Jonathan Banks, Patrick Fabian, Michael Mando
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Tell him to pull that broomstick out of his ass and get in here.
If any of those geezer don't wanna sign with you...
How's my Cutlass running?
...of exactly what kind of a douche bag this guy was.
...public intoxication, disorderly conduct, maybe.
Which is good. He's an early riser. The Albuquerque Journal gets delivered.
There's a newsstand on Eubank that has both of them at 6 a.m.
There was a level of tint on the windows that I'll maintain to this day...
The dictatorship of Equatorial Uqbar Orbis...
..."betrayal."
BARTENDER: Can I get you guys anything else?
It's burned into my retina like I was staring into the sun.
...crawling with coral snakes and scorpion, and....
B as in "battleship." B as in "bourbon." B as in "Belize."
Can I bum one?
You have melanoma the size of a pineapple where your head used to be.
This guy's a liar. I did not rip anybody off.
How you doing? Yeah, it's Alvin, Dave Tanner's nephew.
So the assassination, it just destroyed him.
You have melanoma the size of a pineapple where your head used to be.
You hear me? You double-dealing bastard.
Just like the B-2 bomber, the Stealth.
- It's gotta come from the gut. KEVIN: Yeah.
And then douse the flames. It's important stuff.
Jin Kang? He got deport. This is the last one.
Kennedy is assassinate, right?
Benedict Arnold betray the United States.
But he needs it. I usually sneak into a motel and fill a garbage bag.
AUTOMATED VOICE: You have 15 messages.
...is detaining him on trump-up charges.
We owe you some money, don't we?
- He checks, realise.... - Why we're getting a consortium.
--assets. I'm talking Irish Sweeps tickets...
The hitch is the banks have frozen their--
Look, I'm gonna fly out there. I'm gonna get settle.
He's giving me an opportunity and I'm grab it.
- I screw up. - No, you did good, buddy.
So the assassination, it just destroy him.
Which way is he suppose to be facing?
It's burn into my retinas like I was staring into the sun.
It's been great. And I appreciate your hospitality.
Hey, hey. Hey, wake up, man.
And get this scumbag throw in the can. You're my witness, okay?
The hot streak we're on, I bet we'd break a grand.
Now, the mint struck about 3000 of these before they figured it out.
We could have split it 50-50.
♪ All the fellows go ooh ♪
What about you? I mean, besides falling asleep on a bar...
But somehow, that's on me, I guess.
Now, none of this was strictly legal, right?
You don't have to do it personally. It just needs to get done.
MAN: Yeah. Absolutely. JIMMY: You need a good front.
...of exactly what kind of a douche bag this guy was.
But not Red Delicious. Those are generally tasteless.
Sometimes.
Well, on the grocery front, almost everything was right this time.
Settle down. I'm in a rush. My brother's outside in a taxi.
See you inside.
He drove up and he double-parked outside a Dairy Queen...
JIMMY: So I'm not dark enough for you, huh?
I'm sure a lot of you have brothers. It's not like mine though.
That's as far as it goes.
But he needs it. I usually sneak into a motel and fill a garbage bag.
- I mean, what else is he gonna do? - Marco. Listen to me, all right?
She passed away about three years ago.
None of us is ever leaving this godforsaken wasteland.
You sure you're all right?
I always liked you, Jimmy.
I'm hard up so I'll take $100 for it.
None of us is ever leaving this godforsaken wasteland.
...public intoxication, disorderly conduct, maybe.
But he's got the DA saying indecent exposure.
It's another freaking B. Of course. Why not? Why not?
He's 27 years old. He's a Nigerian prince.
♪ A mean, vicious woman ♪
Hey, slick, nobody's talking to you.
Speaking of pale sons of bitches, how's your brother doing?
That's crap. Where do you think you're going?
You gorgeous hunk of a man.
Marco, you okay?
Ah, don't go away mad.
Seems okay, like usual.
It's a valuable antique.
Yeah, and you do that right at the moment of, you know, pure joy.
- There's also the wet standpipe. - What's the difference?
- It's a lose-lose for everybody else. - You tell the guy you've got a 14.
Hey, I'm Irish, okay?
...and went in to get some soft serve. Now, Chet drove--
BOTH: "Yet, I am poor. Because I am a river to my people."
You know, so the spirit of the dead person faces the sun.
Uhn. Wake up, you fat son of a bitch.
JIMMY: So I'm not dark enough for you, huh?