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00:47:08
Bob Odenkirk, Rhea Seehorn, Jonathan Banks, Patrick Fabian, Michael Mando
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Screw you, geezer!
Because I need you to work your magic and make this whole situation go "poof."
So I will see you down in the court bowels mañana.
...limited time only, I'm offering a free pedicure and foot bath.
DUNST: This gentleman is willing to not press charges if you help us out.
It was a Chicago sunroof. Sex offender? That's not even remotely a....
ALL: after the beep!
Oh, yeah? What are you gonna do, you got a poop-filled diaper in there?
A neighbour lady saw a suspicious van...
Armed robbery, liquor store.
...I'll take an edible arrangement as a sorry, heavy on the pineapple.
I was a jerk, okay?
He assaulted a cashier with a bottle of Kahlua.
♪ Before I say farewell ♪
Where did he stash all that dough? Besides for buying that idiotic boat.
What'd you eat for lunch, the whole roast beast?
In the meantime, help us.
You're gonna get your special CSI people...
Oh, yeah? What are you gonna do, you got a poop-filled diaper in there?
You face being labelled a sex offender, Jimmy.
Are you gonna gum me to death, huh, geezer?
Armed robbery, liquor store.
They DNA my ride, all they're gonna find is the blood of your skate rat twins...
- Know the story? - County treasurer embezzle funds.
Place is ransack, no sign of the family. There's no note...
...in a foreclose house.
RUSSO: So, what, you get a chance to do the right thing and you puss out?
Maybe the Kettlemans kidnap themselves.
He was gonna rip them off. I deduce it from a conversation we had.
Uh, you're, uh, probably swamp with work anyways...
That is a trump-upload of horse crap, Chuck. Come on.
Which probably scare the living shit out of them and they took off.
So I will pay you what I owe you plus interest...
Hey, Cagney, Lacey, when you realise how wrong you are about all this...
So the same night you worry about them, they disappear?
I'm warn you. They know about your money.
I am not starting over. I'm bust my nut here for 700 a throw...
...plus whatever piss and shit you leak out when you were in there.
All right, you wanted me to crack, mission accomplish.
...your dipwad boss stole right out from under me.
I refuse to believe...
...they're gonna find something. That happens, Nacho blame me...
Which means the kid wasn't drag out of the house, ipso facto.
He assault a cashier with a bottle of Kahlua.
But, uh, if you hang up now and drive straight over...
Me? Uh, I was surf the police scanner.
But I called the Kettlemans anonymously to warn them.
So, what do you say? You onboard?
It was a Chicago sunroof. Sex offender? That's not even remotely a....
We barely hear from you. Now that you're in it up to your neck...
I'm thinking out loud. I'm not spinning, uh....
And besides, it's not like I'm his lawyer or anything.
I suggest you find parking somewhere else.
You certainly are.
Hey, uh, how much exactly did Kettleman get away with?
I need to talk to you alone.
I knew it. I knew it. Finally, someone believes me.
...and otherwise.
Does this sound like a plan that you can get behind?
Actually, this is your job, so by definition it's your concern.
But soon. Please.
Strolling along.
The longer you stay, the more explaining I have to do. Talk later.
Bad as in...?
There's no evidence that points to anyone else.
And I'm gonna be second chair if it ever goes to trial...
He got away with a million, million six, at least?
...and give me a hundred tries, I'll never be able to spell it.
Wait, say--? Say that again, please?
Where did he stash all that dough? Besides for buying that idiotic boat.
Which, you know, file that under unintended consequences...
...I'll take an edible arrangement as a sorry, heavy on the pineapple.
You miserable piece of shit.
Well, you're kind of a captive audience.
A neighbour lady saw a suspicious van...
All right. You're a sight for sore eyes. You're looking good.
- It will follow you for the rest of your life. - That is insane.
- I'm supporting a friend in need. - You wanna be supportive?
You hear that? I found your dumb-ass clients.
I've gotta tell you something, and promise not to be upset.
Mm, excuse me. Innocent until proven guilty.
- JIMMY: Unlikely? - All their cars are here.
- They're excited. - Mr. McGill, can we talk about this?
I... Ahem. I'm-- I'm drunk. Heh.
You gonna keep playing that line, it's gonna go rough.
You know, if Kettleman isn't careful with that money, I mean...
Armed robbery, liquor store.
♪ We've been through thick and thin ♪
...and open the stupid gate already, please.
Tell me the family is okay.
And it's about time that I started to make both of us proud.
Reasonable-doubt-type stuff? Come on, Chuck.