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00:21:25
Andy Samberg, Stephanie Beatriz, Terry Crews
101
- Get ready. It's time for some smush songs.
- You brought your own shuffleboard stick?
Good-bye, coworker,
- Little perk of being
Drinking seltzer in the shadows.
- Oh, should I grow a moustache?
Once, I used an exclamation point in a email.
- Great credit and an eel hookup.
Carousel Cruises' entertainer of the year.
- Pfft. Peril. - Don't "pfft" my peril.
Straight up living that slug life, y'all.
And the disks are called biscuit.
Oh, it says, "Doug Judy is a liar."
whom she accuse of stealing a hairbrush.
You blast your garbage, and you drown 'em out.
hey, I swear to you I heard the cab driver
Toxicology report says the old lady was poison.
- But the captain can have him arrest.
- I assure you, in this case, I do not exaggerate.
I think you're gonna love these. I really butter them up.
- She's laugh out loud multiple times.
- He was cheat on me.
- Are you kidding me? What am I suppose to tell him?
but I knew you were lying.
- About time you smile, Jake.
and the Internet realize that cruises
Technically this boat flies under the flag of Uzbekistan.
- Welcome aboard, ladies and gentlemen,
- That is incredibly sweet, but no way.
What, did she laugh out loud one time?
AKA the Boom-Boom Stateroom.
He's hiding somewhere on this boat
You okay, Judy? [door thuds]
Obviously, I didn't know those specifics,
We are definitely on a cruise.
just because you've successfully done it numerous times before?
Just between us, we're nearly out of ranch dressing.
She lived alone.
I'll just assume you're finally admitting
Isn't that a Andalusian name?
I know you're bummed about the Pontiac Bandit
- But the all-ages piano lounge has bottomless margaritas.
She's smart and lovable; you're scrappy and lovable;
be more receptive to her interests.
Who's ready for some nonstop totally scheduled fun?
- Actually, I can't. I'm physically incapable.
that makes us such an adorable couple.
But that was suspicious.
- Psh, lame. - Look.
- [whispering] It's so crowded in here,
Is that not the most insane thing you have ever heard?
That is so dumb.