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00:21:30
Andy Samberg, Stephanie Beatriz, Terry Crews
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I just talked to our perp's attorney.
- Gather around, glorious turd monsters,
and I saw her aquamarine leotard bunched up around her ankles!
and under the testicle, there's a bag of cocaine.
But nine coworker forced to riddle their way free
play charade, and then talk for half an hour
Last month when I had bronchitis,
and I saw her aquamarine leotard bunched up around her ankles!
♪ The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout ♪
fart-dumb, moron parade, smart-ass team!
fart-dumb, moron parade, smart-ass team!
I just bought two brooch for the lesbians across the street.
And also, remember your turtle, Graham Crackers?
- Um, I'm intrigue by the phone.
I have an entire cabinet devote just to that.
He's claiming the drugs you seize in the bathroom
It scar me for life.
someone we all admire: President Jimmy Carter.
I kind of liked threaten you, so...
but I swear to you, I will unless you leave right now.
Oh, I just spill soup on the cam!
Fortunately, our detectives were equip with body cams.
Be warn, a lot of them turned out to be drug addicts,
- If you screw this up and hurt her in any way,
She doesn't even know that he cheat on her
and I saw her aquamarine leotard bunch up around her ankles!
so don't judge her too harshly for all the weird singing.
- You think I'm way more sexually active than I am.
I barely know her.
Damn it, I shouldn't have said it out loud.
- You're damn right it will,
aside from humping it up with ladies.
It's a figure of speech. Obviously, I'll have some.
- He definitely will if you say pho like that
Normally, it'd be your word against his,
how my dad got remarried twice and ruined our lives,
- And not celebrate your birthday properly?
- There's only one way I'm gonna get my dad alone.
Sometimes I think you got so good at it,
I got to sound badass
- Jimmy Carter was underrated,
with a pretty respectable credit score.
Don't know why I didn't go undercover
- Why are you so obsessed with these things?
- I would spend my $5,000 to buy backstage passes to Britney,
She's fallen for more Nigerian scams than Scully.
That's insane.
You're all useless.
I just wanted you to text me a dumb dad joke
I mean, deaf people, they're the real talents.
in a calm, rational manner.
- It sure does, and it's so delicious.