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00:43:21
Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross
1453
This is just a blip on the radar for me.
- It's a perversion. - You promised to be supportive.
No way that gunshot wound was self-inflicted.
I know. We'll go with the spatula. The holes give it less wind resistance.
Roses and English toffee?
I take it you've resolved your feelings about his infidelity?
but after a few decades whiz by, I'm sure I'll find a way to forgive him.
This flurry of activity was lost on the women of Wisteria Lane.
Don't get any crumb on my floor. Move over.
It was after finding a moisturizer she couldn't afford
You listen to me, keep your brat off my property.
"I'm ready to procreate, point me to the nearest cervix".
Is there something wrong with being a mattress salesperson?
all the way to the Imperial Paradise. [Laughs] Sweet racket, huh?
- Oh, ma'am, your napkin. - Don't even think about it.
They stole it from Mike's garage. From inside his workbench.
Boys? Get your little fannies inside.
You'd settle for that? A life filled with repression and denial?
He was terrified I'd figure it out.
This just reek of unresolved childhood trauma.
That boy is seriously disturbed and I've forbid Julie from seeing him.
Look what I found stash in the boys' playhouse.
Discouraged over losing herjob,
I know. They're being punish. Probably for life.
- Have you confront him? - Once.
Yeah, I just, uh... stub my toe.
Your little criminals snuck into my house and stole my wall clock.
- They apologize for that. - They wrote a note.
I like to be dominate.
The memory of that moment was ruin the very next day.
- [Tape] My real name. ...are buried...
who you know is Mommy's sworn enemy.
Your agent warn me that you were a diva. And he was right.
And he can't remember who stitch him up.
- We don't want to get spank. - We promise we'll be good.
Even though it was Mrs. McCluskey who had officially declare war,
Ooh, Valentine's Day card. It's pretty. And meticulously hand-painted.
A secret that was positively heartbreaking.
- [Boys confer quietly] - Come on, climb aboard.
I know that I don't... please you sexually,
Well, lately I've been using "Philadelphia".
lived nowhere near Karen McCluskey.
Even though it was Mrs. McCluskey who had officially declared war,
I'm sorry. I thought I could pretend that this doesn't upset me anymore.
That boy is seriously disturbed and I've forbidden Julie from seeing him.
...others managed to forget about the day entirely... again.
- How old are you anyway? - We're six.
Previously on Desperate Housewives...
Go ahead.
- Moves faster. - [All] No! No, no, no, no.
But I... found it to be completely overwhelming.
...perhaps it was her pride that neded a makeover.
Sometimes...
that it finally occurred to Gabrielle...
There'll be a lot of forced smiles and perfunctory love-making,
if the two of you can't be honest about the innermost parts of your life?
That place is so pretentious. I've been dying to go there.
A high powered career, a handsome husband, an extravagant house.
the fence might just ned a little barbed wire
You boys want some peanut brittle?
- Noah's getting impatient. - Tell Noah I'm getting closer.
There's just something so civilized and elegant about them, don't you think?
One she wasn't embarrassed to display.
Let's just say I've put them in an imaginary box
I'm afraid you're mistaken. My wife's name was Mary Alice.
would inded prove to be messy for everyone involved.
This just reeks of unresolved childhood trauma.
I can't cancel. The last thing I need is for her to get suspicious.
[Sighs] Pretty lame, huh?
- You don't have to be rude. - I am not a mattress salesperson.
A high powered career, a handsome husband, an extravagant house.
But I... found it to be completely overwhelming.