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00:43:21
Teri Hatcher, Felicity Huffman, Marcia Cross
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Can you wait till dessert to call our son a sodomite?
I'm making home-made bratwurst with sweet and sour cabbage.
- You mow lawns. - I make good money.
You don't wanna sell candy so your kid's band can buy piccolo, but you do.
I brought you some avocado. I've a tree but I hate 'em.
I brought peppermint schnapps.
But loneliness isn't one of them.
Susie, sweetie, please. I can't cancel now.
I would love you even if you were a murderer.
I have great instinct about people, you know that.
I know, and it was a beautiful gesture, really.
I'm making home-made bratwurst with sweet and sour cabbage.
That's great, my car's on the fritz and I could hitch a ride.
How about you hire a gardener to take care of that jungle you call a lawn?
but just out of curiosity,
These are trained technicians and I've got a roast in the... freezer.
Oh, honey, Hector here teaches salsa at the community center.
You attend your third cousin's wedding, pick up the dry-cleaning.
Can you wait till dessert to call our son a sodomite?
I don't know. Porter has a dentist appointment at 4 pm.
- Warm up the old war wagon. - Mom, hold it!
how much does it cost to buy off a homicide detective these days?
One day, her nasty neighbor Karen McCluskey
so I blurt out it was stolen and she canceled it.
Your mother's gonna be devastate.
Sorry if we startle you.
[Sophie] That tickle!
I swear before Almighty God I won't reveal a word that's said here today.
It's obvious how freak out you are by the whole gay thing.
Hey! Why are you steal my garbage cans?
- What's this? - You deserve nice things.
Smells good. What are we having?
And you refuse to let me help.
She's been pray so hard for you to change.
I admit I was way out of line.
You're damn if you do and damn if you don't, so...
Ma'am, I'm sorry, but your credit card has been decline.
If even a whisper of this gets trace back to me,
What am I suppose to do for money?
and he introduce me to this crazy drink.
Well, here's the thing. I lie to my parents.
Well, I appreciate your offer to help, I do. But...
And what do I do? I throw it right in your face.
I bet we're worrying over nothing. This is probably just a phase.
I pull a gray hair out of my chest this morning.
Oh, honey, Hector here teach salsa at the community center.
You know, we should probably do this again sometime.
You are not getting into the car alone with those two. You barely know them.
- I just wanted to be honest. - That's perfectly OK, Tina.
Perhaps you should consider somewhere less expensive.
Obviously a few more.
Apparently they have some leads.
- You've been married four times. - Yes, but twice to the same guy.
Previously on Desperate Housewives...
I... I know exactly who I am.
- I don't wanna go alone. Come with me. - Oh, um...
Perhaps you should consider somewhere less expensive.
But sometimes, we lose our companions along the way.
Well, Sam, to tell you the truth, I'm kind of in a relationship right now.
It pissed me off, too. C'mon, Susie, let's go back inside.
You'll find out about that soon enough.
Bad enough that God-awful color you painted the house.
You could take me later or tomorrow.
Well, far be it from me to stand in the way of a young man's dream.
I was thinking, if you'd like to get together again...
Bad enough that God-awful color you painted the house.
Garbage pick-up was two days ago, they've been here ever since.
Garbage pick-up was two days ago, they've been here ever since.
At least pretend to mourn the relationship.
[Sophie] Stop! I'm really ticklish!
And then the journey becomes unbearable.
The umbilical cord wrapped around your neck and you stopped breathing.
No wonder you're perverted. Look who your parents are.
hating themselves for their unnatural desires.
I'm devastated. And you keep acting like all I need is a couple of aspirin.
Are you a heterosexual or aren't you?
I don't want you to feel obligated.
You're damned if you do and damned if you don't, so...
with two adorable twin daughters.
- At least I'm trying to be proactive. - Please, no need to get upset.
Yeah, it... it can be rewarding.
You know how depressed I've been over my break-up with Morty.
I feel trapped.
I'm making home-made bratwurst with sweet and sour cabbage.
Very inspirational.
You know how blue I've been. Why can't you be supportive?
No. If I leave, I'll be broke and that's awful.
- At least I'm trying to be proactive. - Please, no need to get upset.
- Yeah. - Aren't they gorgeous?
L-I don't know what to say. It's stunning, thank you.
I'm not that impressive.
Previously on Desperate Housewives...