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00:22:15
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
1917
I lost my sexy phlegm!
[SNEEZES]
For my papier-mâché man
[GRUNTS]
What are you laughing at, Miss My-keg-sucking-boyfriend...
You know what it is? The fishnet stockings.
[GROUP MOANS AND KISSES]
I don't eat chicken, so it's just noodle soup.
There's no chicken in the broth, so it's really noodle water.
No, but this wonder broom is amazing!
That's good, because he used to make me rehearse with him.
[PHEOBE SNEEZES AND GROUP GROANS]
[CHUCKLING]
[GASPING]
Her date tipped me $10!
- No. - We kissed.
I could write about when my hair did that woo-hoo thing.
Fetch! Fetch it!
If that's too damn difficult, then at least you could pretend.
I cried the night you made that up.
Thanks for this. I hope I can do the same for you sometime.
How's that possible? You barely know her.
If that's too damn difficult, then at least you could pretend.
Whenever I see a girl in those, it reminds me of...
We aren't exactly sleeping in here, but do you mind?
So that'll get me straight through the week.
So nice to finally be in a fun relationship, you know?
Pretty, uh, pretty girl. The pretty... She's pretty.
Maybe he'll get to go soon.
Whoops! Heh. Almost lost this baby!
I need to write some depressing stuff for my new bluesy voice.
[MUFFLED SHOUTING]
[IN CONGESTED VOICE] But I'm unemployed.
[SINGING IN CONGESTED VOICE] Smelly cat, smelly cat
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
I could write about when my hair did that woo-hoo thing.
I need to write some depressing stuff for my new bluesy voice.
I saw Josh. He looked yummy in your leather jacket.
The kids will play together, and when they're asleep...
It's this dumb thing Ross made up to fool our parents.