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00:22:30
Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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So what is she, like a spokesmodel? An aerobics instructor?
I mean, uh, who cares about a little sloppiness?
Where'd you get those peeper?
And I'm a wuss. We should be partners.
Did Homo erectus hunt with wooden tools?
...or "These sombrero aren't big enough. Bad little white girl!"
Look! I'm an omelet station!
MONICA: Congratulations. RACHEL: Thank you.
Ooh! Like a crossbow!
Wow, what is with all the negativity?
[STAMMERS]
[SCOFFS]
Oh, my God! I'm so sorry. I must have freaked out.
The widow wouldn't pay, so Phoebe yelled at her till she did.
[SNORTS]
I had to turn down a job cater a funeral for 60 people.
If you need money, I will lend you money. Just get moving!
And there's nobody to hug.
She sounded pretty upset to me.
Thanks for doing this. I owe you one.
What a great way to say, "I secretly love you, roommate's girlfriend."
How will it look when you get her something incredibly meaningful...
I can't shop anymore.
You're a high-flying flag And forever in peace may you wave
It's okay. The duck's using our bathroom anyway.
Thanks. Um, clearly this is a very, very hard time for you.
Oh, uh, I just knew that sometimes when you're writing...
This is pretty rare. How did you get that?
Maybe her friends are betting to see who gets the biggest geek.
Like that, only instead of a chair, it's a pile of garbage.
- It's endearing, really. - All right!
Yeah? You don't think it's just pathetic?
Don't touch it, because your fingers have destructive oils.
- Thanks for the tasty dinner. - You're welcome for a tasty dinner.
Actually, she's a paleontology doctoral candidate...
She sounded pretty upset to me.
Yeah, I found this great place called "Invisible Things for Kathy."
How will it look when you get her something incredibly meaningful...
And it's not the seventh night of Chanukah.
...but your place kind of has a weird smell.