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00:39:32
Leighton Meester, Blake Lively, Penn Badgley
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I've read about him in "forb" or "rolling stone"?
Yeah. Come on. Me and, uh, some beluga caviar?
Tell your harem of shopgirl and models
Tell your harem of shopgirls and models
(sighs) no, nothing except my last shred of dignity. Oh, no. I think that's gone.
And then there's dan, the outsider.
I was gonna make waffle. Ooh. Sorry, dad.
Hi, sweetie. Did I wake you?
He sucker punched me. I told you.
(ferraby lionheart's "the ballad of gus and sam" playing)
I never took you for a liar, too.
Lose the scotch. It's barely noon.
Breakfast is brunch, and it comes with champagne,
Oh, my god. You have a cabbage patch.
And b.'s boyfriend Nate-- rumor has it--
(joss stone's "tell me 'bout it" playing)
I'll have to ask you to wait on the curb
Looks like his childhood crush has returned.
But, uh, you need a better outfit.
Hey. Let me get you a refill. I'll be right back.
But don't you think we're taking this class warfare thing
His firm has got some really interesting summer internship. Nice to meet you.
I always knew you were a whore.
But food first, because I'm starving. Great. Just in time for brunch.
(rooney) ♫ so misled, oh ♫
I kind of admire you for it.
Just to talk, I swear. You said you'd never speak to her again.
At least he felt he owe it to me to tell the truth. I don't know what to say.
Look, dan, it--it was a long time ago, and I regret it. (Chuck) look, Serena,
Well, our kids were bound to meet. It's a small island. Are you sure it's not some ploy, your using my daughter
He sucker punch me. I told you.
Just grab Nate and finish this.
Before and after I brush my teeth.
(rihanna's "shut up and drive" playing)
As soon as the guests arrive, we can start dishing.
Yeah, except when it involve Chuck. Yeah, pretty much.
What is she doing here? She wasn't invite.
Well, then she ran away and lie about it.
I realize that I still have your calligraphy pens
I'd like to get out of here before someone throw me down
I bet you're wondering
It's a good idea for me to go to that brunch. You promise.
♫ they don't smile, they just crack ♫
(laughs) I must have totally blank
Yeah, but none of them mention you.
And I decide to close the evening with a wave. It was a nice wave.
♫ and bow out gracefully ♫
But fate nonetheless. Unless you, uh...
Am nowhere near the neighborhood,
Lose the scotch. It's barely noon.
Besides, better a broken nose
Let's go and talk somewhere quieter.
Serena's visit was short and apparently not very sweet.
Definitely second-shot material.
Eventually,
Which is normally a good thing.
And, uh, rehiring of the nearly nude statues.
But I'm guessing a kid like dan is exactly what Serena needs.
I'm actually hoping she will.
I kind of admire you for it.
So now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go back inside,
Okay. Uh, see you soon. Bye.
(dan) later. And your party.
And us humphreys sure are proud of him. Well, currently, he's sitting in the lobby
He was just so smart, though,
A little too far? I haven't even started, man.
And we have plans to go to brunch together today.
I mean, come on. Why else have I seen you
Look, dan, it--it was a long time ago, and I regret it. (Chuck) look, Serena,
Into the scandalous lives of manhattan's elite.
And tattoos me. This is brooklyn, lil, not the warped tour.
You're disgusting. Yes, I am, so why be shy?
♫ who's addicted to their man? ♫
♫ I'm just another lush who's had one too many in me ♫
That is the lame excuse I've ever heard.
More in the last 2 days than in the last 15 years? An unfortuNate twist of fate.
The bad v-neck t-shirts, the awful jokes.
♫ and if you could put dumb in a shot glass ♫
I've waited my entire adolescent life for a date with this girl,
To finish that fascinating conversation.
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize all of a sudden
Oh, nothing too dramatic, I hope.
Why waste precious time dreaming
I hope you've had a pleasant, uh...
Oh, yeah, I can see that. Chuck's bed? Very romantic.
Ah. Well, that must have pleased blair.
Look, I just feel really stupid.
I'm okay. Really, I'm okay.
And she better not show at brunch today. You're really mad at Serena.
He's very proud. Hey! Hey, way to be forgotten.
For doing the party invitations. Oh, and it looks like a very expensive thank you-gift.
It looks like the ultimate insider