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00:42:26
Leighton Meester, Blake Lively, Penn Badgley
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Why do you have to celebrate your bendel's deal
And let me guess. Your wicked stepsister is blair waldorf.
They took a page from the peon and added some pageantry.
Her headdress is feathers of black and pink."
It is divine. Squint, and it's marrakech.
Will find this... Night in tangier enough?
Look. Appetizers. Is that couscous?
He's supposed to go find kati and is.
"The pacifier" played for, like, a year.
From some night at limelight or the tunnel?
It's a game. It's a scavenger hunt.
Trust fund brat from your fancy school?
Look. Appetizers. Is that couscous?
Is it a bong, mother?
Why not show off my latest wares?
Oh! Oh, sweetie, you didn't think
By turning our penthouse into an opium den?
It'll all be worth it. Everyone in disguise
Have fable fallen so out of fashion
By turning our penthouse into an opium den?
Quite the accomplishment.
They made some secret pact to act like robots.
The window for bold gesture is officially closed.
I can't pick. Overwhelmed by choice.
I'm sure she thinks i'd never go to something that pretentious,
Go ahead. Answer that. I'm starving, and I smell waffles.
I stalk you because I am just so obsessed with you.
And you taught me that, Eleanor. Captain, you know that I adore you,
Which is why queens invent handmaidens.
When did we start lying to each other? I-i merely refrain from sharing the truth,
Uh, the man at the store lent it to me.
He won't even recognize them. All right. Invite him. I insist.
♫ if I pretend that nothing ever went wrong ♫
(vanessa) rufus, do you have whip cream? Who's that?
I mean, what--what if I spill something or a zipper broke?
'cause that really freak him out when he was 5.
I rented a tuxedo. I stole this mask from some drunken kid,
You did all that stuff. You deserve to go. I thought you said
Go ahead. Answer that. I'm starving, and I smell waffles.
When I grab her bag, I got her house keys, too.
And the truth is reveal to all.
I'm--i didn't understand that either, I admit,
When Nate and blair get engage,
I mean, he is dan humphrey. (Chuckles) shut up. I don't know.
And I hear there are wigs involve?
He's suppose to go find kati and is.
So kati mentioned something about a custom-made corset,
Unexpectedly awesome.
Okay, look, I know you're completely morally opposed
Is uptown this way or that way?
Ironically, not involving masks.
♫ I drop my music loud outside ♫
I thought you were strictly an herbal man.
Well, besides, you're bringing dan, right?
And I think he'd go basically anywhere with you...
Go somewhere quiet to talk?
Apparently not.
I'd normally ask if you had a date, but-- but my wife left me, hmm?
I'm actually surprised Serena didn't mention it. Why? We've only been out twice.
I have truly died and gone to heaven.
Your shirts are exactly how they always are.
Things that you immediately asked me to take back.
But sometimes the fairy-tale ending
When the mask finally comes off
And I look forward to hearing about it tonight.
You guys are up late.
(laughs) wow. I tell you, it is almost enough
And you'll probably be cold outside.
I'm actually surprised Serena didn't mention it. Why? We've only been out twice.
Big night out with overprivileged, under-parented
Was as lecherous as you,
So not into, uh, pompous ass the fourth?
Are often deceiving. From friends to hair color,
Warring parents. Welcome to the upper east side.
Into the scandalous lives of manhattan's elite. (kati) you'll never believe what's on "gossip girl."
That masked balls are "totally pretentious." one woman's opinion.
How delightful. Oh, this is rufus humphrey.
And it is adorable. It's perfect for my moroccan-themed party.
Blonde hair, yellow dress, black furry thing?
I stalked you because I am just so obsessed with you.
Well, frankly, I am relieved.
I rented a tuxedo. I stole this mask from some drunken kid,
You brought me here to make him jealous. Oh, don't be ridiculous.
And it is adorable. It's perfect for my moroccan-themed party.
Yeah, not that tired. Well, I am. I'm exhausted.
You brought me here to make him jealous. Oh, don't be ridiculous.
How delightful. Oh, this is rufus humphrey.
"Chi chi, get the llello." nathaniel, I'm shocked.
No, that would be too cruel.
Like, uh, fewer lies, more ukrainian food.
It began in ninth grade...
Long ago, when european royals grew bored with palace balls,