Name: Pilot
Released: 2016-09-27

1) rigamarole

him off for high-concept sci-fi rigamarole?
2) superintelligence

Temporary superintelligence is just a side effect of the
3) bureaucrat

They're bureaucrat.
4) rectum

in someone's rectum, Morty.
5) drugstore

corner drugstore.
6) neutrino

Neutrino bomb armed.
7) beep

We can hear the beep!
8) bedtime

Well, uh, Morty, it's your bedtime in an hour.
9) cafeteria

Did you just come into the cafeteria through a portal?
10) carton

Then the bell rings, and they give you a carton of milk
11) increment

"The increment in the internal energy of a system is equal to
12) cavity

and your anal cavity is still taut, yet malleable.
13) hassle

It's just... it's just gonna be a little bit of a hassle.
14) goodness

Oh, my goodness, Morty!
15) breeze

It was a leisurely breeze.
16) idiot

because the world is full of idiot that don't understand
17) surgeon

Why do you think I'm a heart surgeon?
18) affair

Since we're fighting, if you ever have an affair

1) mentally

on VHS and mentally scar the Boy Scouts every Christmas.
2) incredibly

Jerry, please tell me you're here for an incredibly urgent reason.
3) instantly

That stuff just healed my broken legs instantly.
4) basically

you can basically just walk on any surface you want, Morty...
5) obviously

You are obviously not capable of judging these situations on your own.
6) apart

and they'll tear us apart, Morty.
7) forever

and they had been forever.
8) twice

you got to work twice as hard.
9) absolutely

T-t-that's absolutely crazy!
10) super

Those Mega seeds are super valuable to my work.
11) kind

I mean, you know, y-you kind of had things handled without it.
12) inside

Put them way up inside there, as far as they can fit.
13) later

You got to rip that band-aid off now. You'll thank me later.
14) though

This is good, though.
15) far

Put them way up inside there, as far as they can fit.
16) fast

Look, I love you, Morty, but we both know you're not as fast as
17) together

Let's forget the girl all together.
18) usually

because it's usually Morty's grandpa that's taking

1) taut

and your anal cavity is still taut, yet malleable.
2) assertive

Just an elaborate test to make you more assertive.
3) interstellar

he doesn't understand interstellar currency.
4) rectal

Mega seeds dissolving in your rectal cavity.
5) insane

Holy crap! This is insane!
6) evolutionary

evolutionary timeline.
7) disappointed

Your... your parents and I are very disappointed in...
8) dumb

In reality, you're as dumb as they come.
9) fascinating

I-I was fascinating to them.
10) urgent

Jerry, please tell me you're here for an incredibly urgent reason.
11) sudden

Big tough guy all of a sudden.
12) latino

And there's no evidence that a Latino student did it!
13) loud

Maybe my dreams were just too loud or something.
14) crucial

There's crucial things happening here every day.
15) weird

Uh, that's flattering... and a little weird.
16) attractive

There were a lot of attractive women there, Morty, and they...
17) noble

There's nothing more noble and free than the heart of a horse.
18) tough

Big tough guy all of a sudden.

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