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It's Christmas, and Jerry tries to enforce the idea of a "human holiday" onto the rest of the family for his parents visiting, confiscating Morty, Beth and Summer's electronic gadgets. Rick then shows up with a homeless man in a Santa outfit he briefly introduces as Ruben before heading into the garage.
Republicans, Shriners, balding men that work out,
Blood and chunks of viscera are raining down on the country.
We're in the areola, Rick...
Jerry, hand me a scalpel and a bundle of dynamite.
Well, if the old adage is true,
If we got up to the Bronchial Catwalk,
Jerry, no disrespect, but you really need to
Spleen Mountain?
A sure, sweetie. Here.
Whoa-ho-ho!
Intestines are ahead to the left, then to the right,
This man's got the apron and the eggnog, huh?
Jesus Christ, our savior, was born today.
but the scar tissue keeps them...
Blood and chunk of viscera are raining down on the country.
That's Bubonic plague!
The digestive tract is the evacuation route.
This should really help put a dent in the overhead.
I'm starving.
The giant, naked sky Santa has explode.
Anatomy Park is doom.
Jerry got an invitation to be alive today, and he reject it.
You're trap in a dead man.
I got a lot of pushback when I pitch it, Morty.
I don't know why, but the entire security system has shut down,
♪ Last King Christmas last arrive ♪
Do you guys realize that Christ was born today?
you dodge a bullet, Morty... trust me.
we looked at life and wondered, how have we spent it,
almost always dress as Superman.
I guess I'm still a little defensive.
I wanted to say I'm sorry I ever judge you.
You know, I thought it was about being born half-god or something.
I-I'm pick up a distress signal in the liver, Morty.
about what appear to be a giant,
My story begin during
It is, first and foremost, a living museum of humanity's most
You can put your fingers wherever you want.
I'm just reading 'em out loud in the order that I'm seeing 'em.
Obviously I'm biased, but I think it's great, Morty.
Nearly all human lungs contain a strain of these bacteria,
I'm sorry I was a bitch earlier.
Sometimes from a chair and sometimes from a closet,
That's quite enough.
almost always dressed as Superman.
Hey, just so you know, l-I-I'm actually 14.
We can go into detail later, son.
Tuberculosis... coming in fast!
It has funny ways of bringing families together.
I wanted to say I'm sorry I ever judged you.
I check in on him once a year and give him a little
almost always dressed as Superman.
It's okay! Never mind!
and... we're learning to live again.
That's Bubonic plague!
We built it when Reuben became incontinent,
Republicans, Shriners, balding men that work out,
Anything is better than working for you, you pompous, negligent,
I think it was one of the most underrated attractions.
noble and ferocious diseases.
having another day in Phil Collins' proverbial paradise.
If we got up to the Bronchial Catwalk,
dormant.
Anything is better than working for you, you pompous, negligent,
Natalie Jacobs and Chris Deseter from Microscopic Marketing,
Right now, you're my sane relative.
It's connected to the skeletal system.
The arterial transit system is useless.
Morty, you want to put it on mute or something?
and I'm afraid... the exhibits are unlocked.
Oh, unbelievable.
Get to the digestive tract!