Name: Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
Released: 2016-09-30
Cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes

1) tinkle

Do ya need to tinkle tinkle? Yes, I do think so
2) lemongrass

"Do you smell lemongrass?"
3) crutch

Alcohol is a crutch which we use to medicate ourselves,
4) boner

You get a boner, slap her titties around some
5) faggot

This is the mace that they use on bears, faggot!
6) infraction

If there's a hallway infraction going on,
7) tact

I wasn't going to just blurt it out. I was going to use some tact
8) macaroni

Okay, just continue with your macaroni pictures.
9) accusation

If the accusation are true, then damn.
10) fugitive

Everyone get a good look at our fugitive. I want her taken down fast and clean.
11) mace

This is the mace that they use on bears, faggot!
12) hallway

You know why you're a hallway monitor?
13) liar

What? I didn't do it! Kelly Nelson is a liar!
14) neighbour

Ample parking day or night People spouting, "Howdy, neighbour"
15) alcoholism

Good luck, ma'am! You can beat your alcoholism!
16) baggage

to cover up emotional baggage from our past.
17) temptation

Friendly faces everywhere Humble folks without temptation
18) pavement

you could end up just like that splattered bitch down on the pavement.

1) splatter

you could end up just like that splatter bitch down on the pavement.
2) puke

And she smelled my finger and puke!
3) spout

Ample parking day or night People spout, "Howdy, neighbour"
4) instruct

I've been instruct to bring you to the principal's office.
5) prevail

Well, looks like once again the Dawg has prevail.
6) sneak

and during class they sneak out and kiss in the hallways!
7) insist

Sorry we have to do this, but the lady principal insist.
8) owe

- I think I owe you one, Cartman. - You don't owe me anything.
9) bust

Ike, I didn't tell on you. You got bust by the hallway monitor.
10) freeze

You freeze right there!
11) smell

And she smell my finger and puked!
12) suspect

The kindergarten teacher's suspect of having sex with a student.
13) suppose

No, Ike, I'm suppose to be looking out for you... For what?
14) shoot

No! Really! I shot both of them. They weren't even doing nothing!
15) pull

then you pull it out and pee on her leg.
16) catch

Oh, what's the use, Ike? We're caught.
17) attend

Well, I attend South Park Elementary
18) explain

- Well, that explain it. - Do we still press charges?

1) someday

But someday you're going to realise it was for the best.
2) nowhere

All right, Miss Stevenson, you've got nowhere to go.
3) strictly

Making out in the hallways is strictly against school policy.
4) perfectly

Yeah, except maybe it's not perfectly great.
5) apparently

Apparently, your student Ike has a crush on you.
6) possibly

Ike, you can't possibly want this!
7) normally

the alcohol makes me say and do things I wouldn't normally do.
8) twice

What? I did shoot him in the face, twice.
9) alone

Oh, Ike! I just had to have a second alone with you!
10) almost

- My little brother and his... - Brahs, it's almost class time,
11) inside

We're going back inside.
12) enough

It's not cool! Ike isn't old enough to understand!
13) fast

Everyone get a good look at our fugitive. I want her taken down fast and clean.
14) together

Ike, we have to get out of here. They'll never let us be together.
15) bad

I got us some funny bad-bad.
16) else

How else could sex be that incredible?
17) ever

Mom, Dad, have you ever met Ike's kindergarten teacher?
18) once

Well, looks like once again the Dawg has prevailed.

1) wacko

His wacko teacher is like a schoolgirl!
2) flattered

Ike, I'm very flattered by all of your love notes,
3) underage

Hey, he's totally underage! She's taking advantage of him!
4) foolish

How could I have been so foolish?
5) unbelievable

That was unbelievable.
6) shocking

The case is shocking, due mostly to the fact that the teacher
7) gentle

When we make love, he can give it to me hard, or soft and gentle.
8) incredible

How else could sex be that incredible?
9) emotional

to cover up emotional baggage from our past.
10) okay

- This is terrible! - It's okay, son.
11) fifth

Hey! I got them, Dawg! Fifth floor!
12) quiet

I need you to keep quiet about this, all right?
13) twin

No. But my uncle used to ask me and my twin sister
14) principal

I'll take you to the principal 'cause I'm the Dawg
15) sexual

Was there ever a history of sexual abuse in your family?
16) smart

You are so smart, and gifted,
17) serious

You're right. We're sorry. This is serious.
18) soft

When we make love, he can give it to me hard, or soft and gentle.

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