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00:22:11
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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And I will personally kill the Time Child and eat his entrails on my tummy!
Well, go ahead and leave, you atheist faggot!
I guess not, meow, meow.
Wait. Isn't everybody at war over atheism?
This way, otter!
And I will personally kill the Time Child and eat his entrails on my tummy!
Kill the table eater in the name of almighty Science!
Fellow atheist,
Ample parking day or night People spouting, "Howdy, neighbour"
What do I look like to you, a Thurilian miner?
Friendly faces everywhere Humble folks without temptation
Science H. Logic. What a jerk!
But a freak avalanche makes Eric impossible to find.
- Hey! - Stupid asshole! I got your time phone!
But a freak avalanche makes Eric impossible to find.
I'm trying to do you a favour, dumbass!
Virad missile launched sir!
Hello, is your refrigerator running? Well, then, you'd better go catch it!
We unfroze you for a purpose, and now that purpose is fulfilled.
Something is spook the ostriches.
Ample parking day or night People spout, "Howdy, neighbour"
Next time I'm in a recess bio cave, don't send me a Level 2 homing call.
We unfroze you for a purpose, and now that purpose is fulfil.
abandon long ago.
Can it. You otters may have evolve to the point you can talk,
Yes, long ago we realise -isms are great for those who are rational.
it would leave our city expose.
If you freeze yourself, you are going to die!
Crank Prank Time Phone is not intend for use by otters.
My whole day is screw up because of you!
- Here it is! We have arrive. - Hold!
or else you wake up in the future and have to deal with a bunch of sea otters!
Eric decide to freeze himself for three weeks.
No, you suck my balls!
Virad missiles launch sir!
Using it in the way you describe is illegal.
God darn you!
Have a fun time mocking God in hell, you queer!
Our plan has worked perfectly!
And I will personally kill the Time Child and eat his entrails on my tummy!
Listen to me carefully! You need to be patient!
You know how earlier today I asked you to help me freeze myself?
Well, perhaps the great Dawkins wasn't so wise.
who finally freed the world of religion long ago.
How reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
No, see, I know it's a stupid idea, because I actually did freeze myself,
and if I don't get to play it real soon, I'm going to bust a nut!
Garrison residence. Can you call back later, please?
You sent me back too far! Do it over!
or else you wake up in the future and have to deal with a bunch of sea otters!
abandoned long ago.
but some of the most intelligent otters I've ever known,
without at least a Laser 7 output.
But in the hands of irrational people, - Isms always lead to violence.
We're defenceless!
It's the freaking future!
But in the hands of irrational people, - Isms always lead to violence.
Well, go ahead and leave, you atheist faggot!
We cannot tolerate the otters! Their Science is flawed!
the Time Child has returned with information on our sworn enemies,
- I'm so bored! - There's nothing to do!
Launch all defensive ships to Sector J-7!
Hello, I'm with the cubic waste department.
Yes, long ago we realised -isms are great for those who are rational.
We've learned to get rid of all -isms in our time.
Whoa, steady!
And so he remains frozen for 500 years.
Careful, son. Just because their Science leads them
No, I am you, you stupid asshole!
Oh, he was intelligent,
Fellow atheists,
This is a pretty advanced piece of equipment. It's expensive.