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00:22:24
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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You bet me that I couldn't prove leprechaun were real,
♪ Dah-dah-dah dah-dah-dah ♪
to see you weasel your way out of this bet!
We managed to fight off the vampires and werewolves
There's been an abort Mr. Gore.
by the Cavity Creeps!
It has hot fudge and whipped cream
We need more spinach for Popeye.
because state government has already set a precedent
Butters, you are grounded, mister!
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
Don't nuke our imagination, bro!
Now imagine some more archer on the castle walls.
You stupid asshole are gonna ruin everything!
by the Cavity Creeps!
Jolly old Santa: red suit, white beard!
any imagination-based verdict in the past,
Kevin, can I get some more bounce off that 2-k?
Oh, Kyle, you are gobbling those balls, aren't you?
Yeah, and they detract from real things.
This, of course, overturn
imaginary characters were unleash.
♪ People spout "howdy neighbor" ♪
The evil characters have fled!
Go ahead and go, but I swear on my life,
It has hot fudge and whip cream
Missile launch sequence initiate.
This area is restrict, little boy!
and the government just declare
from getting nuke. Okay, okay.
What else belong on a sundae
Hang-- hang on, Kyle.
How am I suppose to focus with all this crap going on?
but now our troops are being shot down
You bet me that I couldn't prove leprechauns were real,
Hey, look, I imagine Stan here!
they aren't technically real, so I was right!
who wants to know exactly what's going on.
Leave me alone!
but it's finally time to settle.
and therefore no approval is needed to nuke them.
Aslan, the evil characters are almost here.
Doesn't that make them kind of real?
Please, I need to talk to the people inside.
All right, enough!
We can deal with him later.
What else belongs on a sundae
but two days ago there was
So the terrorists can't ever use it against us again.
many who have never held a weapon,
Look again.
We are too few in number,
And they're all gonna be around long after we're dead.
♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
Oh, see, now you're being intolerant, Tom.
Is nuking our imagination really prudent?
imaginary characters were unleashed.
A shocking new development in the nuking of imagination.
There's an unauthorized entry alert.
Aren't there other, more peaceful ways
Whatever is most prominent in your mind will come to be.
the terrorists have found our most vulnerable spot,
You stupid assholes are gonna ruin everything!
Everything is going to be okay!
We were hoping to keep this quiet until it was all over,
The chosen one just needs more time!
The supreme court has ruled with the military
The barrier came down and all the most evil
I cite a famous court case of Cartman v. Broflovski
Oh, he got sucked through that portal thing
Just let it go with your fucking balls already,
I just saw Strawberry Shortcake tied up and dead