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00:22:24
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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Oh, thank you, your royal Lordship!
from the bowels of mediocrity!
from the bowels of mediocrity!
Fellas, fella!
And look over there that's that Jake Jabs guy
Quarterback for the Denver Broncos.
♪ But the scar ♪
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
all of these asshole riding me all the time.
♪ Just to get a glimpse beyond this illusion ♪
♪ And all the tear you cried ♪
♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪
Yeah, dude, it's Guitar Hero.
Have you played "Rehab Hero"?
Too good to be playing it in a dump like this.
Goddamn it, he's a mess!
I hate that that bubble-gum crap.
Dude, listen to that video crowd!
But I get to be the one that betray you
♪ People spout "howdy neighbor" ♪
I know, but it mellow me out, okay?
♪ I was soar ever higher ♪
♪ ...That cuts you the wound heal ♪
'Cause you trick me, you black asshole!
♪ I quit ♪
You get chase by a big dragon
Cartman, shut up, we're concentrating!
Dude, we've arrive.
where I'm suppose to break a million
I appreciate what you're trying to do, Mick,
but then I realize I was having fun
♪ Woke up to the sounds of pouring rain ♪
You better pull your act together.
We both chip in for the game system.
Look, I doubt we could break a million together anyway.
You know you never catch the dragon.
That's pretty Goddamned impressive.
Pretty damn good, huh?
I just wanna play alone, all right?
Yeah, life is finally going to not suck so hard for us.
But, you know, maybe instead of a game guide,
Yeah, dude, that's almost impossible.
I can actually play a lot of these songs on a real guitar.
I mean, you kind of suck, but my dad says
Kyle, I was gonna tell you later.
Oh, Stan and Kyle bought a new video game together.
No, you're thinking of somebody else.
♪ I was soaring ever higher ♪
Not trying to kick that games ass once and for all.
But Kyle and I always play together.
Look, the point is I'm never gonna break
Maybe we could go try playing it again over there.
♪ But I flew too high ♪
Except for you, of course.
Oh, so the gallant knight now comes to rescue me
Well, I'm impressed.
Scoring 100,000 points is impressive,
Yeah, that's stupid, Dad.
It's okay, I guess.
♪ I still was a mad man ♪
♪ I still was a blind man ♪
the ultimate first-person shooter.
Really? That'd be sweet.
No, no, they're just little plastic controllers.
Are you serious?!
I know, and I wanna be fair about it
Well, look, maybe I could use some extra music
Nice to meet you guys!
Dude, I totally miffed that middle part!
You have played Guitar Hero enough
We're changing the song to Cheap Trick.
We're gonna take a short break.