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00:23:54
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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♪ Jiggles like a Jell-O mold ♪
♪ What a big fat turd ♪
Hey, kids, do you love Cheesy Poofs?
If I project a drawing of a big dipper on top of it...
you're some kind of sick weirdo
I wasn't picking it, I had an itch,
To not do so makes your stomach ache
Only one of our finalist can win the grand prize,
Please, Nurse, for a woman with a dead fetus on your head,
and then get a casserole dish
Can we get more light on that backdrop?
All you want to do is help the planetarium thrive.
Your haiku insult have no effect on me, Kyle.
We're bastard!
♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
to be the next Cheesy Poofs anthem singer?
Yeah, who the heck finds this stuff interesting?
In the meantime, we're gonna watch episode #203,
which impede my ability
♪ People spout: "Howdy neighbor!" ♪
Tommy Frets from Torey Pines.
♪ Kick off the Sunday sho ♪
You snuck off and sang that stupid song?
Once the bacon is done, we chop it up
They just beg to come back.
♪ Mouth is flap too ♪
And now breathe deep as the stars
Mmm, that smell good.
that it really isn't as lame and stupid as one suspect.
You're suppose to be in there.
"Barnaby Jones" repeat for eight days now.
I bet I get all the free Cheesy Poofs I want.
Have you been smoking mari-ju-ana?
♪ Come on before we crack ♪
Here's the control panel that operate all the stars.
♪ So you better treat her right ♪
who looks strikingly similar to Ricardo Montalban.
but the other children have unexpectedly taken jobs
Yes, perhaps someday I can get a bone marrow transplant.
for crying out loud!
No? Apparently, only I do!
and, unfortunately, that finalist is Eric Cartman.
Thanks, Tom, yes, indeed, the planetarium
Certainly, Mr. Garrison.
which is exactly what comes out of--
Yes, perhaps someday I can get a bone marrow transplant.
Well, it's nice to see you finally got
How long is that Cheesy Poof van gonna be outside?
but this episode is actually a parody
soon you'll be witnessing the wonders of the universe.
and then let's see how far you get in society.
Not so fast there, tubby.
♪ Or else I'm gonna... kick you ♪
This is the strangest thing I've ever seen.
That's a pretty farfetched story, boys.
Actually, this is a pretty inopportune time.
I'm gonna sedate him now.
Macon's heart starts breaking if he's forsaken.
It's all about the boys' haunting trip
It's sad how jealous you are, Kyle.
♪ We'd be lame ♪
I'm just gonna step outside and go wee-wee.
We're going on a fascinating ride through the universe.
I just have this sudden urge to go back.
Don't be nervous. I'm sure you'll win.
Frozen hash browns on the bottom.
To remember it will cause incredible pain.
That's a pretty weird bone disease.
Hey, be careful, asshole.
That's odd. - Sweet!
♪ I'm turning it loose ♪
It's sad how jealous you are, Kyle.