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00:23:25
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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and I'm gonna be the laughingstock of South Park.
Give you a taste of your own medicine, you little fibber!
duplicity, backstabbing, and bitterness.
shoving shard of broken glass up your ass
We're environmentalist.
all you skeptic have to say now.
There weren't galloping steed
Ned, you take flank position.
on midday mountain cable access.
Your story's amazing, full of jealousy,
- ♪ Say whoa ♪ - ♪ Whoa ♪
What videotape?
This is the biggest publicity stunt I've ever seen.
My little nephew, Stanley.
did you hear this ridiculous load of bullshit?
Jump out of the chopper!
can supposedly kill you with one horrid gaze.
I'm gonna create a diversion using this incendiary device,
Well, I only did it 'cause... he molest me.
- I--well, okay, I might have embellish the truth
but my overturn car just wouldn't budge.
♪ People spout: "Howdy neighbor!" ♪
♪ While we slaughter our way through nature's guts ♪
and he's entertain us for so many years.
Scared of a plastic frog?
Ned was so freak out by the idea
They deserve it for lying to us, dude.
defeat the entire Viet Cong army by yourself.
I'm assign one of them to you as a trainee.
My husband was trap for 12 hours.
Well, he screw us by making something up.
fake the footage.
suppose to do? - I don't know.
We shot all those videos and sent them in.
- Lying kick ass.
Jimbo, why do you think little Stanley lie?
can supposedly kill you with one horrid gaze.
And yet somehow he managed to survive.
and ate cotton candy and ultimately,
I think we've somewhat missed the point here.
Now watch carefully.
Certainly, and would you like another muffin as well?
perhaps even killed.
But sometimes I like to pretend I was.
instead of telling us the truth?
he's almost late, but then he uses a flying mode
he's almost late, but then he uses a flying mode
Super sweet. Yes!
and then run in silent mode, and they actually
Soon it was all on just me and Ned
and then go even further.
Put your hands together and welcome
or else they'll die.
Did you guys ever see that one "Brady Bunch"
This man is catatonic!
Oh, J, you are so omnipotent,
We had a badass rollercoaster
Undeniable proof that the Mexican staring frog
on an unsuspecting family of beavers,
but not a childish question.
Ned got the Purple Heart for his courageous defense
of futuristic vehicles which can drop out of planes
you're here because you're awkward, okay?
and have to get a job cleaning septic tanks
You're here because you're inferior, okay,
with that lame dinosaur water adventure ride.
did you hear this ridiculous load of bullshit?
He's a very brave man, and I love him very much.
of some endangered species.
I know that you and Kern are best suited to take them out.
How would you like to share your remarkable story
Oh, boy, what a gorgeous day.