Name: The Pandemic Special
Released: 2023-03-19
Cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes

1) adrenochrome

all need the adrenochrome to maintain
2) pedophilia

and that isn't the worst of it. Do you know what pedophilia is?
3) schoolwork

Hey, there! Ready to get back on track with your schoolwork?
4) apostrophe

Lil' QTies? With a "Q" and an apostrophe after the "L"?
5) wart

I have genital wart, and I will show them to you!
6) cabal

This satanic cabal of Hollywood and political elites
7) billionaire

When Jeffrey Epstein, the billionaire,
8) midweek

Alternating weeks with midweek overnight.
9) keg

An explosive powder keg of humanity is set to go off
10) fella

Hey, fella!
11) sabbatical

Yes... Your, sabbatical was somewhat controversial.
12) ketchup

There was lots of ketchup laying around.
13) microchip

seeding people with their microchip!
14) donut

Stop doing donut in the school parking lot!
15) fireman

Dressed like a fireman, mkay.
16) sweetie

in 12 states! Good, sweetie!
17) responder

55 and older and first responder only.
18) hamburger

today was hamburger day for lunch.
19) recess

Recess is almost over, dude.
20) savior

It's the savior of our country
21) sweetheart

Who is it sweetheart?
22) hardship

the proverbial butthole of hardship lately.
23) anon

of David Harris, the anon from Akron, Ohio who said that

1) indistinctly

[ Children shouting indistinctly ]
2) supposedly

even though things are supposedly getting better
3) uniquely

and present it to your child for a uniquely curated experience.
4) remotely

Okay, let's just -- You're gonna even remotely defend these monsters
5) literally

Let Tutornon save your child. Literally!
6) damn

Hey! Hey, you damn old people!
7) basically

Yeah, that's basically what the Lil' QTies are doing too,
8) overnight

Alternating weeks with midweek overnight.
9) somewhere

I'm gonna put these somewhere safe
10) somewhat

Yes... Your, sabbatical was somewhat controversial.
11) apart

it's sometimes when we grow furthest apart.
12) tight

Just sit tight.
13) previously

as someone who previously identified as President,
14) earlier

where earlier today vaccines were taken
15) immediately

I immediately knew something was amiss,
16) alone

You just couldn't leave 'em alone could you, ya prick?!
17) sometimes

it's sometimes when we grow furthest apart.
18) finally

Yeah, we finally get back to school and have some sense
19) behind

Has your child fallen behind in school?
20) especially

I mean, especially because we're guys.
21) recently

We just recently received a new coded message.
22) late

was just a few days late getting the vaccine
23) almost

Recess is almost over, dude.

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