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01:02:00
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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Please help see us through this new COVID variant.
Shalom sachem, Clyde.
There's the little ragamuffin!
NEWSMAN: A brand-new variant of the COVID virus has emerged
NFTs are gonna blow up.
I gotta piss like a racehorse!
Oh, whoa, bummer alert. (chuckles)
This... is the last sprout of Tegridy Weed.
Well, hey, fella!
Together we can stop him and stop this blasphemy of God.
* Loo, loo, loo *
I have to deal with your bullshit!
just cut each other all some slack.
We don't take visitation lightly.
for combining dark matter and breast implant!
I just can't support Chinese censorship.
he blew all the transformer here in the lab.
when you had intercourse with a pangolin.
miniature donkey with a lit-up sombrero.
The new outbreak started with the death
our Alexas are talking, great.
Well, everyone, I just wanna make a toast.
Without morality, there is no God.
Who the heck are you, man?!
ALL: Cheers!
CARTMAN: T-minus five minutes to time travel initiation sequence.
Maintain social distance and wear a chin diaper if possible.
NEWSMAN: A brand-new variant of the COVID virus has emerged
Has everyone in your lab been vaccinate?
In the dream, I relive the entire pandemic.
Heather Williams fart during P.E. class.
That means Kenny still was bum out we weren't friends,
Nah, he just waltz right away like nothin' happened.
You lure your customers in with some
It's because I admire you, Clyde.
I'm beg you to help us.
Clyde, why do you insist on making all this
and I swear to God if you don't help me,
that I forgive you.
You regret this day for the rest of your life.
* So I breathe in and I count to ten *
But what we can control... is how we all react to it.
I warn you...
NEWSMAN: A brand-new variant of the COVID virus has emerge
with restrict access,
You've upset him and I specifically asked you not to.
That's why Dr. McCormick stole it from my barn!
and deserve to be treated as such.
Two kids even smell it and asked who farted
When Kenny bent time, the negative ions
because it destroy our friendship.
back to this town and hung out with... him.
my colleagues and I have just been inform that
And also I'm shut down the city and I'm a pervert.
What am I suppose to do with my Boxing Day presents, buddy?!
You burn down the farm because you were angry.
Just-just shh, okay? Just shh.
and NFTs allow that to happen spontaneously, organically
and NFTs allow that to happen spontaneously, organically
who must secretly and urgently...
Luckily I came out of it okay. I got this little
You'll need it someday.
Did you see where the guy in the suit went afterwards?
and somehow stop Bill Clinton, wouldn't you have to do it?
We have to get it somewhere outside of town.
If we stay six feet apart from each other
Listen to me very carefully
and change the past so that you and I possibly never even meet.
Absolutely nothing. They are totally the same
The only way to truly stop all of this is to go back
He's an extremely dangerous and diluted individual.
What exactly did he do?
Oh, you mean the guy from the asylum earlier.
of their art but perhaps be paid
God, I hate the future so fucking much.
NFTs are an undeniable asset, especially in things
For some reason I'm just extra happy to see you guys.
and has therefore been named Kenny McCormikron.
of people to invest in NFTs. Just like he almost did you.
Victor longed to go outside and play.
actually killed everyone else in the room.
MALE VOICE 2: Come on inside and rejuvenate.
Soon there will be a Space Jam 6 and 7 and 8.
How far along are they?
What I wouldn't give for just one precedented time.
you know, we were just going a little bonkers there.
And by the way, there's a tankless humidifier
The antiquated notion of centralized trust systems.
Unspeakable things.
NFTs are an undeniable asset, especially in things
Totally normal and as respectable
Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed.
If I never met you, my life would be meaningless.
He's an extremely dangerous and diluted individual.
-We've got to stay optimistic. -No, dude, it fucking sucks.
The antiquated notion of centralized trust systems.
He was very knowledgeable!
-really unprecedented times. -Unprecedented times.
We have to find some thin, reflective material
You're a fucking alcoholic piece of shit!
of renowned scientist Kenny McCormick,
would have started considering NFTs as a viable investment.
What is up with these bisexual Canadians, huh?
The pandemic's been awful.
That is the dumb thing I've ever heard.
We need to talk to you about something urgent.
Everything seemed calm at first but then this guy
The town of South Park has been put under strict lockdown
We may have a radical way to stop the new variant
with my bare hands!
Look, I know it's tough-- these are challenging times.
Just take it. Because now we're stuck.