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00:22:07
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
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Now, you're absolutely sure you want to have a vaginoplasty?
and put in bracer to make them longer.
Who wants to pound my vag?!
With the scrotum open I can now discard of your testicles.
Because I've already used your testicle
Hey, fella, you gotta come see!
Now I'll just continue the incision
move the esophagus to the top of the head.
( Dolphin squeak, clicking )
because one of those trucker I slept with
I wanna play for the Denver nugget someday!
I need a large tank with saltwater!
right now, mister!
and bleed out her snatch once a month?!
♪ humble folks without temptation ♪
Hey asshole!
You made me into a freak is what you did
What, the... they're dolphin, why?
I'm just a, I'm just a guy with a mutilate penis.
who doesn't have a vagina, you fag!
We owe him more than that, Sheila,
Look, I'll giggle and make 'em bounce up and down!
got me knock up.
I know... I deserve it.
My whole life I've been a woman trap in a man's body.
Don't you even care that I was suffer?!
And I'm going to have you sue for malpractice
and your clinic shut down!
How are we suppose to explain this to our children?
Look at that, I'm pee sitting down
Well, I assume you supported me.
Yeah, I discover a few days ago
And I also happen to be a lawyer!
could be achieve relatively simply.
I beat out your fat ass, Cartman!
I wasn't bleeding out my kooz, so I guess I'm knocked up.
I wanna play for the Denver nuggets someday!
they would know how perfectly natural it is.
Basically, yes.
could be achieved relatively simply.
Well, normally if a woman misses her period
Now, you're absolutely sure you want to have a vaginoplasty?
Even though I'm not truly a woman
you see, Kyle, sometimes a person's outside
so I can finally look the way I've always wanted!
Otherwise, I wouldn't recommend it.
It's still me, I just have a vagina instead of a penis.
If he actually does it
Now I'll just... Turn your penis inside out.
I should be getting my period really soon.
Well, you're tall and black enough.
I know you've all worked really hard to make it this far.
Say, any you ladies wanna go see a sad movie together?
Yeah, I discovered a few days ago
All we need to do now is stuff the unskinned penis
like a dainty dignified little woman!
So I hear you're interested in reconstructive surgery.
And your scrotum has been made into a dorsal fin
This is ridiculous, Jews can't play basketball.
to make the vaginal lips.
and I'll change you back for a nominal fee.
♪... and the home of the brave ♪
We have unauthorized entry on level 1!
♪ the soft and gentle dolphins ♪
at a totally inappropriate time.
Dude, don't be nervous.
Say, any you ladies wanna go see a sad movie together?
Hope I don't get too emotional
No, no, I want to be tall and black.
You know what... I'm okay.
No, I mean you're physically unable to have an abortion
I hate being small and Jewish,