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00:22:08
Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes
106
Oots bung sow!
as pope Benedict made his way through the throng of people.
Whoop!
Sir, I'm going to give you a sobriety test.
to watch the bronco game.
Bartender, I need a drink!
Oots bung sow!
for a pint of vodka for this cowboy!
She can cure my alcoholism!
for a pint of vodka for this cowboy!
you could end up being a big loser,
♪ humble folks without temptation ♪
No, not you, my karate teacher.
So have a drink once in awhile.
Big pedal, left pedal!
My name is Michael and I'm an alcoholic.
Dad, what are you doing in grandpa's extra wheelchair?
The statue of the virgin Mary has started to bleed...
And if you devote your whole life
The statue of the virgin Mary is bleed out her ass.
People from all over the state have flock here
I was diagnose with brain cancer two months ago.
Your license is suspend, remember?
The lord has truly bless us with another beautiful day.
and then declare that the bleeding virgin Mary statue...
Hey, I smell a butter!
and you all kind of mess him up
Step one is admit that you are powerless
Having investigate closely,
Is this whole line people waiting to be cure?
Dad, aren't you suppose to like, not drink and drive?
The pope then examine the statue closely.
You rack a dis-a-prin!
If you get pull over again
The final episode of "lost" is on soon!
As news of the miracle spread
Aw, God dammit!
If you must drink, definitely don't drive...
The lord has truly blessed us with another beautiful day.
I know exactly how you feel.
Earlier today the new pope, pope Benedict the 16th himself,
Sometimes a little, sometimes a lot.
late last night.
and you all kind of messed him up
The final episode of "lost" is on soon!
Later Randy!
I'm a little better than everyone else here.
I was diagnosed with brain cancer two months ago.
It sure is...
I once lost my job and my family because of my drinking.
The blood always comes from the same area.
I never knew that alcoholics anonymous
Hello again everyone.
He knew he had to take us all home too, right?
I'm doing some sweet bung sow moves-
But with the help of a-a I've been sober for ten years now.
and talk about how pathetic I am?"
But first, we're going to hear from a motivational speaker!
Are you sure you're alright?
That was dumb and I'm not going to do it again.
Praise Jesus, praise Mary the blessed virgin mother!
Everybody just stay calm.
He needs divine intervention.
to the church to witness the apparent miracle first-hand.
to talk to you all about the dangers of drunk driving.
Just hold the damn wheel.
...And incredible update
I was stupid one night and drank too much
Okay children let's take our seats.
The guy behind him is blind!
Can you just keep quiet about it?
The statue of the virgin Mary has started to bleed...