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01:11:06
Jeremy Clarkson, James May, Richard Hammond, Mike Skinner
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There's hardly any understeer at all.
when they're doing roadwork to protect the workforce which is never there.
we established that the McLaren P1 is a mentalist,
'cause I know this matters to anorak,
that this doesn't have the brutality or the savagery
various supercar makers have now taken
Yes. Can I bring a bulldozer?
gave me a fizz like the Ferrari LaFerrari.
No, this is like an amuse-bouche.
Schooner of sherry. Absinthe.
because what it has is, in effect, a formula one KERS system.
- How did that happen? - I don't know. I'm not a pathologist!
Oi! Who shot our drone?
230 kilometer an hour.
so that the rear end squat
that this doesn't have the brutality or the savagery
Everything. And coming up now is a small montage
Gentle jog for sure.
What do you mean? I know you can wear a bonnet on your head.
And mark your envelope, "I'm a tortoise."
Has the McLaren got a carbon-fiber bonnet strut?
- And you're a melon ball. - I'm not even listening.
and an oven and some butter and a bit of parsley,
But there is nothing here which has flummox the M2.
This recalibrate your mind.
and McLaren pounce on our cars,
and unleash 365 rampaging horsepowers
Thank you so much. We're gonna be roam the world in it.
Henry VIII's head explode"?
a shave ape in a shirt.
The thing is, Amazon insist
The first-ever show, and you just mock me
It's just litter with corpses.
May be leak slightly.
the three speed traps were activate.
Only the cars we drive are gonna be insure.
his martini to be shake not stirred.
Because James had somehow mess up that time,
as he hammer down the bumpy back straight
but they are integrate, they work together, you can't separate them.
but I assure you he is here.
That's a coupé. That's a French word, I admit.
Yeah, it did in my mirror where it belong getting smaller.
we shut them down.
When we arrive, mechanics from Porsche
which involve turning right.
but it's unbelievably comfortable.
Better than that, rather brilliantly, we have made
The grip is genuinely incredible.
He's leaving this terribly late.
Looking utterly bewildered.
And he, technically, is the only one of us
Sadly, there isn't the time in this, our first-ever show,
but only if you want to go to prison afterwards.
There's literally nothing I can do.
but I hope you'll give him a warm welcome nevertheless.
and somehow he managed to get fired
We can converse perfectly well in a shop or a restaurant,
He's-- He's basically
Make some new friends under a bridge somewhere.
So this week, obviously we've got
No, Barbados is definitely another exception.
Apart from this one, which will be faster.
But unfortunately it's too heavy,
Normally on other shows,
McLaren, Audi and so forth.
Absolutely brilliant.
And extremely dangerous.
or, indeed, any sort of thing,
an unexploded Second World War bomb, seriously,
In the savage and unforgiving P1,
Looking utterly bewildered.
idiotic and irrelevant tests
It's uncanny. It's like being in a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
It's quite brisk?
in a spot of childish point scoring.
It feels less heavy, less cumbersome.
And his new film is called Nocturnal Animals.
a bespoke version of that sting
their observational skills
It may be a bit Spartan in here,
This is frightening, that's what it is.
It is vicious.
- Well? - This is rubbish!
the aero package in sport mode,
In a drag race, it's irrelevant which car gets there first?
The location we chose for this titanic duel was Portugal...
So instead, we went for a Belgian chap--
Determined to find a definitive
I'm sorry to have to say this, but that Ferrari is useless.
That's really a rotten bit of luck.
In the savage and unforgiving P1,