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01:02:37
Jeremy Clarkson, James May, Richard Hammond, Mike Skinner
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- JAMES: What ant. - That ant.
Honestly, the pleb make such a noise about everything.
Loads of big spender came
That was tyre squeal from James May.
"Avoid sudden swerve."
we should go to a nearby airstrip,
swamp, minefield, Christmas or Mexico? Nice.
Soon, we were on Germany's Autobahns,
turd were made,
No, the message is very clear. Underpants, OK?
or we're looking at our speedometer to make sure we're not breaking the limit.
No, that is an elephant shrew. Well spotted.
and all your Freemasonry paraphernalia,
my speedometer changes to kilometre an hour.
Discovery, Remorse, Revenge,
like an iguana with a silver necklace.
If you're talking about brands with delusion - hello!
That's a bit of a trouser-changer.
"police" and "crackdown"?
It's in dynamic mode, gearbox is in sport.
but when you've got the arse hanging out like that...
- A lot! - One of them was a tortoise!
We fix these to the dash where they can see the speedo,
Jags are for delude middle-aged men
a normally aspirate five-litre V8.
Oh, no! I overdid it.
and then engages or disengage the differentials accordingly.
(MUTTERS PLACE NAME UNDER BREATH)
He'll have frighten himself to death.
that underpin everything, really, on this show.
Now, I'm sorry, you lot, I presume you're all petrolheads, yes?
It's like being tickle by a goddess.
Why don't we just chalk marks on the roof for every day?
And your car lives on in the smile of an abandon donkey.
who entertain tragic fantasies about being Lotharios.
were squeeze out by the Austin.
You can change the way the car behave
The thing Mercedes haven't realise is that we,
Cos you know when you scrap a car? It really is very tragic.
RICHARD: Sadly, our playtime was then interrupt
This car, then, is sparsely equip and annoying.
Heavily enforce speed limits kill people.
Little burst and across the line.
We're not that stupid. Just as if you leave the gate unlock
and now lean on the mighty Brembo brakes.
But who dare actually do that?
This car, then, is sparsely equipped and annoying.
Thankfully, Hammond had decided to program
It's not an off-roader, it's not an SUV. First and foremost, it's a Bentley.
That's what they want: backwards with Britain.
Sadly, at this point, Jeremy thought of something to say.
Flick it in. Nicely done.
I was going to ask if the glovebox is permanently locked shut in the Jag,
Nowhere, really.
Feeding it precisely through there on this damp track,
JAMES: Clarkson, meanwhile, had decided he didn't need to have a practice.
We've lost the feed somehow from the sub.
I already explained it perfectly well with the underpants thing.
Anyway, look, if we can just put the bickering aside for one moment,
- He's out there somewhere. - He's out there somewhere. This is fantastic.
And that's what I'm on about. Mercedes has obviously got it into its head,
The most annoying thing, apart from the buttons on the steering wheel,
Because you know if you have a car, eventually you sell it,
Anyway, look... No, you're possibly right, but I've done a calculation.
a normally aspirated five-litre V8.
You're absolutely right. They are very emotional.
Well, I didn't pronounce it properly.
and extremely comfortable five-seater
Yes, thank you very much, indeed.
That's the dippy bit.
At medium revs, it sounds baleful,
And James May, because he's a blithering idiot,
What's really incongruous about this is that you're very obviously in a Bentley.
Meaningless Sex, Bottomless Regret,
I don't mean to be hurtful or disrespectful,
5L supercharged Range Rover.
- Maybe it's blurry. - (LAUGHTER)
and I shall be victorious in my mighty lighty Jaguar.
It doesn't feel like I'm sitting in a stately home falling off a cliff.
No, I do. I'll be honest. I like the quilted leather,
You do know you're just being irritating, don't you?
and they could be extinct within a year.
going fast was actually quite frightening.
Meaningless Sex, Bottomless Regret,
There's obviously been a catastrophic failure with the submarine.
Feeding it precisely through there on this damp track,
And over a rather awkward breakfast,
and it's like being in a leather-trimmed volcanic eruption.
include oil paintings of imaginary ancestors?
Cos you know when you scrap a car? It really is very tragic.
which got us thinking about how sensible they are.
- Know what I mean? - It's a bit rude.