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A daredevil designs and operates his own theme park with his friends.
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Your mom ever tell you that your old papaw
D.C., the chairlift broke again.
They've got log flume, roller coasters,
Oof! It was a wild time.
because the podiatrist wants to be my guardian.
If I ordered a whole truckload of pompous pricks
[Benny] A trebuchet. It was used to besiege castles.
and I'm gonna have to chaperone any and all dates.
but your father is an artiste and this is his canvas.
Raccoons, crocodiles, snakes. They are not protected animals.
There's some bear repellent over next to the hairspray.
"Petard" is the French word for "fart."
It was a damned epiphany, a real eureka moment.
By the way, you shit waffle, guess what? We're here to stay.
Oh, sweetie. It's hilarious.
I'm just putting my suitcase in the car.
As I was lying on my back on the verge of a seizure,
Well, rip the sucker off.
This is an outrage. An outrage!
My tummy gets upset when we do black ops.
He's got a lamb stew on slow boil.
Oh, oh, boss, boss, your forgot your briefcase."
It's a stunt we can charge admission for.
- I think it's inventive. - This is bullshit!
- Come on. We need more slack. - It's coming.
I had an English bulldog that I called O.K. Freddy,
And I knew this was just the tip of the tort iceberg
a nice fat installment on our loan?
so he sicc the state inspectors on us.
What? Oh, what are you sulk about?
Have you tether any of that down yet? Damn it.
I believe his son was injure
and brag about it to your dumb little buddies.
Yeah, all right. I reckon why the hell not?
Not one single person ever drown on his watch
What? That's what it was invent for in Vietnam.
Kind of like how he's safely tuck up the mayor's ass?
[Old D.C.] Knoblach was greasing the wheels all over town,
We owe them the remainder and he called it a balloon payment.
Action Point was doom.
I stole it from my sister.
- [boy] That was fucking awesome. - You deserve that.
you don't need to be getting arrest in front of Boogie.
If you screw up and got hurt,
Also be advise my client is willing to hear settlement offers.
He just drag his nuts across your face, Pete.
[D.C.] So we blend in, Pete.
You are being sue for running a reckless and dangerous establishment
- [Benny] Shh. Fucking shut up. - [D.C.] Dude, it's in.
[Old D.C.] And that's about the time your mom arrive for the summer.
I suppose you probably heard you got some competition in town now.
[Old D.C.] As we talked, I realize the reason
Oh. I recognize those.
You just dust yourself off
Damn, Joel, you got here awfully quick.
That's not my listening season. You should have told me louder.
[Old D.C.] Sometimes I get my best ideas when I'm freshly concussed.
And beer is so cheap, they're practically giving it away.
And the ones who had nowhere to go
Right, those have all been legally transferred over to the new owner.
Besides, amusement parks these days...
Personally I prefer a small bomb the French invented called a petard.
- Does it hurt? - It hurts. Obviously it hurts.
Well, you're absolutely right.
- Stand up slow. - I am, I am.
He wasn't exactly a kid and he wasn't on the payroll,
- [boy] That was fucking awesome. - You deserved that.
This cotton candy's getting quite popular. OK, OK, OK.
Yeah, just came outside to get a little fresh air.
and a chairlift that actually works.
Beat's good, but the lead singer sounds kind of harelipped.
as soon as this guy misses his next payment,
Before you came along.
Come by and see me later, Boogie.
to sort of christen the picture,
Good fight, though, guys.
You gotta get in there fast and locate the room.
OK. Can we get in closer together?
This is for something else."
Let's just say Magic Land lost its magic a long time ago.
all this might look dangerous and haphazard,
Now, to the untrained eye,
And it turns her on when I butch it up.
- Jesus. Ah, that is disgusting. - [growling]
This place is a lawless, reckless free-for-all,
Jesus. Look at all these fucking pathetic losers.
Why are you so obsessed with the park?
And our drunken weathergirl, Margie.
Idiot! Unbelievable. What the hell were you doing?
He was a persistent little bastard too.
I don't really care if it does. It's rad.
Never a dull moment.
It's so sore. It's so sore.
you decided not to delay the inevitable.
My next-door neighbor was an alcoholic bear
- Today was insane. - Crazy.
Oh, we got a rogue bear around here, so keep an eye out.
Just stay relaxed.
You look really brave.
Keep moving, you magnificent sons of bitches.
Dumb, crazy shit they might regret.
You heard me. It's just that selective proactivity of yours.