Name: Swamp and Circumstance
Released: 2018-09-03
Cast: Abbi Jacobson, Eric André, Nat Faxon

1) ambassadorship

Aren't ambassadorship usually just given to rich chumps
2) tuffet

-You miss your tuffet, do you? -Oh, ever so much.
3) sunup

-Go on, but sneak home by sunup, or-- -You'll cut off all my toes.
4) twerp

What? You're gonna entrust the future of our kingdom to that twerp?
5) indiscretion

Covering up the indiscretion of those in power is an important part of the job.
6) muskrat

No need. They're heading deep into muskrat territory.
7) peewee

Hey, hey, peewee, no bleeding. Your blood belongs to me.
8) backwoods

You think we're all just a bunch of unsophisticated, backwoods,
9) chump

Okay, me next, chump. [clears throat]
10) pauper

You barely noticed when I traded places with that pauper for a year.
11) enabler

Hey, I'm an enabler. There's a big difference.
12) sarcasm

Passive aggressive sarcasm. [chuckles] Just kidding.
13) centerpiece

Or you want to keep working on that decorative centerpiece?
14) sled

And your pet swans? And your little sled for your toy bear?
15) booze

Here you go. Booze, booze and boring.
16) muck

It's taken centuries, but our civilization has literally risen out of the muck
17) barge

Hold them off while I untie the barge.
18) outrage

This is an outrage.

1) trudge

[Derek] And as we trudge through the swamp,
2) untie

Hold them off while I untie the barge.
3) reckon

Yeah, I reckon we don't want none of that. We just wanna even the score.
4) waltz

You boys waltz into the wrong swamp. You our property now.
5) sneak

[Bean] It's drunk and I'm late. We better sneak in quietly.
6) propose

May I propose a toast? I got some low-grade pocket hooch in my booty flask.
7) deserve

You got Chazz'd. I'll bring you what you deserve.
8) scratch

-Those're mosquito bites. -I'm scratch with excitement.
9) admit

-Put 'er there, pal. -Wow. Gotta admit, I'm impressed.
10) belong

Hey, hey, peewee, no bleeding. Your blood belong to me.
11) grill

of king à la king and grill shrimpy. No, I'm kidding.
12) suppose

Who's that fat kid with the crown suppose to be?
13) kick

We kick your asses.
14) realize

You know, I realize that you do encourage Bean to do lots of things:
15) murder

Oh, oh, oh. One of your fiancés? That guy you murder?
16) suck

I mean, that suck.
17) grow

-Wow! Beautiful. -Oona, you grew up here.
18) refer

"Warm refer to the sweltering temperature,

1) famously

Don't worry. Every visitor to Dankmire receives a famously warm welcome.
2) notoriously

not the notoriously grim locals."
3) dangerously

Well, today I got dangerously close.
4) luckily

Everything is riding on this speech. Luckily, Dad gave me his notes.
5) backwards

Her ceremonial robe. It's backwards.
6) barely

You barely noticed when I traded places with that pauper for a year.
7) literally

It's taken centuries, but our civilization has literally risen out of the muck
8) exactly

Yes, exactly.
9) sometimes

Sometimes, I like marmalade, too.
10) deep

No need. They're heading deep into muskrat territory.
11) behind

The next one of you who lays a hand on the other one gets left behind, okay?
12) quite

Hmm. I can't quite figure out why he doesn't trust you.
13) thus

And thus, the 500-year war was over,
14) late

-You are two minutes late. -[all grunt]
15) almost

No, they've almost finished the hay man.
16) super

Stop it. Stop. You both have super weird ears. [groans]
17) along

Bean, thank this nice creep so he'll move along.
18) together

We can do it together. Or, better yet, have the servants do it.

1) sweltering

"Warm refers to the sweltering temperature,
2) unsophisticated

You think we're all just a bunch of unsophisticated, backwoods,
3) surefire

And the one surefire way to unleash your creative juice is with creative juice.
4) discouraging

-Stop it. You're too discouraging. -You're too encouraging.
5) snug

but if it's too snug, you can give it to your fat, wimpy son.
6) ceremonial

Her ceremonial robe. It's backwards.
7) sober

I only ask that girl to do two things: Sit here and stay sober.
8) muddy

I began to realize my clothes had grown muddy.
9) understandable

Well, it's understandable. They are leathery.
10) drunken

[Zog] Oh, Beanie, you're a no-good, drunken disgrace.
11) jealous

I got jealous and put a dead owl in their cake.
12) sneak

-Go on, but sneak home by sunup, or-- -You'll cut off all my toes.
13) grim

not the notoriously grim locals."
14) skinny

Yeah? Which one of y'all gonna stop us? Skinny girl? Kitty cat? Gross baby?
15) rude

"They consider it rude to bow without bowing first."
16) diplomatic

but it's a rather delicate diplomatic mission.
17) delicate

but it's a rather delicate diplomatic mission.
18) useless

I'm tired of feeling useless.

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