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00:28:29
Abbi Jacobson, Eric André, Nat Faxon
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It wasn't hard with a trail of heavy bootprint
So, this little twit, who I welcomed into my home,
You heard the shish kebab. Let's give it a shot!
Lying to me in any other way than flattery is a mortal crime.
That fateful night, the taster, he was late.
Sorry, it's just... You have snot, like, all over your face.
The princess and her crew of misfit
Good to see a twinkle in the holes where your eyes used to be.
Your dad's got the immortality thing all wrong.
This Eternity Pendant or vial or whatever you call it
I'm down to my second-to-last emergency flask, so let's have a toast.
and elves are never supposed to bring outsider.
-No, I also brought booze. -[elves exclaim]
You mortal nerd sleep good? We're almost home.
[giggling] That's my tummy!
Maybe I did go a tad overboard.
Oh, man, if this is sadness, I don't like it one bit.
and the tell-tale odor of Dreamland ditch weed.
No, you sicko! Examine the vial, huh?
Yeah, Pops, listen, if you could just kinda geezer down for a moment...
Well, hey, good thing is, I swipe the only thing he cares about.
You lied to me and betray me. Get out!
That and the rot food scraps.
Oh. If you insist.
How dare you threaten these innocent folk?
Whoa! I owe you an apology, Elfo.
The curse poison that was meant for me, she drank it instead.
I'm warn you.
Ah, screw team spirit. Those elves stole my stash.
The good news is we have retrieve the Eternity Pendant.
How dare you threaten these innocent folk?
And I'll finally get the respect a man of my hat deserve!
[sniffs] Wait, I smell cocoa...
Careful where you grab me. I grab back! [chuckles]
We lost him, but cure his headache.
This spell is only suppose to need two ingredients:
It's suspiciously on the nose.
Maybe I did go a tad overboard.
from their quest that we all privately thought would fail.
Elfo is hereby banished from Dreamland.
By order of your father, you will stand aside, Tiabeanie!
Touch me somewhere else!
Relatively speaking, you're a badass.
You were switching our cups back and forth, and I didn't know.
I'll let you be alone.
And I'll finally get the respect a man of my hat deserves!
The cursed poison that was meant for me, she drank it instead.
You mortal nerds sleep good? We're almost home.
You don't think it'd actually work, do you?
Just go inside before you help me to death.
Touch me somewhere else!
is gonna be my get-out-of-jail-free card for, like, ever.
They tried to compost me, but the thought that, once again,
I always thought so.
And who's that statuesque sugar stack?
You heard the shish kebab. Let's give it a shot!
That fateful night, the taster, he was late.
Your fanatical obsession with the Elixir of Life,
[herald] Now announcing the triumphant return of our heroes
[elf] He's with an outsider and a deformed cat.
You mortal nerds sleep good? We're almost home.
Okay, they're suspicious of outsiders, so let's be smart about this.
[elf] We are not racist!
It's unfortunate you lost your friend, Beanie.
Dad, don't be ridiculous.
What happened to my brave man?
Ah, fascinating.
How dare you threaten these innocent folk?
Wow. That's pretty decent.
[gasps] It is so weird to wake up on the back of a flying griffin
Careful where you grab me. I grab back! [chuckles]
Sire, we rode halfway across the world, lost three noble knights,